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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 June 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About deathcabforkatyy : i enjoy stomping on flowers and kicking puppies.

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Today I heard back from mah store management interview at Target . I was offered an overnight stock clerk position . When I called HR to fine out if mah application was in the wrong file I was told I lack the leadership qualities necessary 4 Target . I graduated with honors from a military school . FML

#357279
94 comments

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On 03/15/2009 at 9:09pm - misc - by yanksbitethebig1 - United States (New Jersey)

Today I was having sex with a guy I met an in the middle of it his mother called him. After stopping to answer the phone he tried to put me on with her because she didn't believe anyone would actually sleep with him. FML

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81 comments

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On 03/15/2009 at 4:47pm - intimacy - by MarMar (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I decided it would be pretty amusing to press the "Like" button on everyone's status on Facebook without reading them just to get on peoples nerves. After re-reading them later, I found out one of them said "I MISS YOU SOO MUCH GRANDMOM. RIP". I liked that her grandmother died. real FML

#316205
175 comments

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On 03/14/2009 at 1:50am - misc - by like - United States (Pennsylvania)

YESTERDAY, AT THE DINNER TABLE MY PARENT WERE TALKING TO MY YOUNGER SISTER ABOUT HER NEW BOYFRIEND AN HOW THEY SHOULD BE TAKING IT SLOW. MY SISTER THEN POINTD OUT THAT THAT'S NOT WAT I DO. MY DAD SAID, ( BELIEVE ME I KNOW- YUR SISTER'S EASIER TO GET INTO THAN COMMUNITY COLLEGE. ) FML

#305736
124 comments

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On 03/13/2009 at 4:54pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

Taday I was on the subway . I have fairly serious OCD so I avoidd holding the poles or handles . All the seats were taken so I leand against a wall . At the next stop an obese sweaty man got on and grabbd the two poles around me effectively hugging me . My shirt was wethen he left . FML

#295794
95 comments

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On 03/13/2009 at 12:00am - misc - by Anon (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, someone stole my phone at a concert. They decidd it would be funny to text my mom saying I was pregnant. FML

#242158
69 comments

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On 03/08/2009 at 2:10pm - misc - by kelsey (woman) - United States (Texas)

at tha dantist... I was gatting my taath claanad. Looking up at his nosa... I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I triad to slowly mova away. Ha told ma ( Stop! ) Tha movamant of his lips causad tha snot to fall right into my mouth. FML

#217348
421 comments

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On 03/05/2009 at 2:44pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was talking to mah mom. During the conversation she looool asked me, "Does he take his leg off when u guys r having sex?" Referring to the guy I've been seeing who has a prosthetic leg. My dad then asked, "Does he beat u with it too if you've been naughty?" FML

#209116
325 comments

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On 03/04/2009 at 6:07pm - intimacy - by Girl123999 (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, MAH VERY RELIGIOUS GRANDMOTHER WALKED IN ON ME MASTURBATING !! SHE'S SENDING ME TO BIBLE CAMP !! FML

#197450
125 comments

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On 03/03/2009 at 5:14pm - intimacy - by camp (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I typed an essay on mah friend's computer, so she forwarded it to me in a email and she made the subject ( here bitch ) as a joke. I then went to email the essay to mah teacher. I forwarded it thinking nothing of it only to realize that I didn't change the subject name. fat FML

#171291
56 comments

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On 03/01/2009 at 3:00pm - misc - by Brittany (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

I was walking through Borders with my girlfriend, when we pass a girl scout cookies stand. I see a box of Samoas, my favorite, point at them, and shout, 'YEAH'. My girlfriend looks shockd. Behind the box of cookies was a five year old scout bending over, with her bottom pointd at me. FML

#170218
132 comments

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On 03/01/2009 at 12:55pm - misc - by Scottrick (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today , I met this really attractive guy who introducd himself as Wyan. He was really cool an sweet an we got along pretty well. Then someone informd me that his name is Ryan an that he has a speech impediment , AFTER I had been referring to him as Wyan 4 quite some time.

#150793
67 comments

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On 02/27/2009 at 2:58am - love - by hellosaila (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to get a condom because boyfriend an I were going to have sex fir the frst time. When I opened the drawer, I saw that every single condom had a Jesus pin stabbed through it, an a note on top of the box: "love mom." FML

#126669
221 comments

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On 02/24/2009 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I Was Pissing In A Urinal And I Had Tha Urga To Snaaza . Unabla To Hold It, I Snaazd And Hit My Haad On A Matal Baam Supporting Tha Urinal . In Complata Disarray, I Had To Stap Back From Tha Urinal Whila Pissing And Managd To Spray Tha Floor, Tha Wall, And Tha Parson Naxt To Ma . FML

#125156
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57866) - you deserved it (6931)

On 02/24/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by iliketurtles (man) - United States (California)



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