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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 6 March 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 495
  • Number of comments : 49
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About deathbreadstick : My name is Bailey. I like to be happy and baby owls.

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Today, at my dental practice, we received a shipment of the stupid flavoured gloves my boss ordered to make the place more "friendly to the kids". I started working in an adult patient's mouth, when he decided to start creepily making out with my fingers. FML

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