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Today, I went to a Japanese restaurant. While the chef is throwing food at us, I'm getting ready for my turn. He tosses the piece of broccoli at me, I lean back to catch it, completely falling off my chair. I knocked everything over and had the packed restaurant laughing at me. FML


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On 01/24/2010 at 12:21am - misc - by ashley_skillz06 - Sent from mobile version

Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and ipod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML


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On 10/23/2009 at 12:48pm - misc - by abdominates (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was at a clothing store. I tried on a dress, but decided it was too much for me. Taking it off, I realize my hair was tangled in the big security button. The employees had to bring me to the front of the store, lay me on the counter, and take the button out in front of a laughing crowd. FML


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On 08/12/2009 at 8:10pm - misc - by ForeverEmbarrassed (woman) - United States (California)

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