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  • Town/Country : Sydney, Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 15 June 1992 (20 years)
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Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class with his "Sword of Death", otherwise known as my dildo. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (75242) - you deserved it (35492)

On 05/21/2009 at 3:18pm - intimacy - by a (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class with his "Sword of Death", otherwise known as my dildo. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (75242) - you deserved it (35492)

On 05/21/2009 at 3:18pm - intimacy - by a (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I was sitting at my college campus, there were good looking girls all around me and I was trying to catch their eye and smile, letting them know I'm available. A butterfly flew by me and I screamed. FML

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On 05/20/2009 at 8:11pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)



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