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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 16 January 1978 (38 years)
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  • Number of visits : 399
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I dropped my 7-year-old son off at school. He decided to have fun and step out of my car screaming "Stranger danger" while running away and pointing at me. I then had to get out of my car to shut the door he'd left wide open. This caused 20 other kids to scream "Stranger danger" as well. FML



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