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  • Town/Country : Amsterdam
  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of comments : 17
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Today, I met a guy at a bar and we went back to my room. We start having sex and about 30 seconds in he stops and says it's not right - he likes me too much for a one night stand. He gives me his number, a kiss on the cheek and leaves. Turns out he already came. I call his phone - wrong number. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (65185) - you deserved it (14216)

On 02/25/2009 at 11:51pm - intimacy - by jsw029 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I finally reunited with a lot of old friends from school. It was great to see everyone grown up and hear the stories. At the end we decided to have a group photo for old times sake. They asked me to take the picture. FML

#18256 (27)

I agree, your life sucks (32805) - you deserved it (1448)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:43pm - misc - by p00p_m0nsta (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

#2635 (122)

I agree, your life sucks (26681) - you deserved it (6147)

On 01/26/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by buddy - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

#552 (136)

I agree, your life sucks (40477) - you deserved it (4330)

On 12/19/2008 at 11:05am - intimacy - by chicochico - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend was lying down on top of me and he was looking at me with passionate eyes. I thought he was finally going to tell me he loved me. But instead he said "You have a bogey". FML

#459 (38)

I agree, your life sucks (15043) - you deserved it (2024)

On 12/06/2008 at 7:14am - love - by Sybille - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML

#202 (62)

I agree, your life sucks (41758) - you deserved it (5565)

On 11/03/2008 at 11:16pm - love - by clubber - Switzerland (Fribourg)