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dead_insects
  • Town/Country : Colorado Springs, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 28 June 1981 (31 years)
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About dead_insects : misanthropist. writer. animal lover. hedonist. adores forests, fog, rain, snow and cemeteries. in love with music: metal (especially black/doom), gothic, industrial, old punk, gregorian chant, and dirty dubstep. addicted to sugar. pain pills are wonderful. two cats. enjoys reading/watching horror: the Exorcist 3 is my favorite movie. torture porn is delightful. pink is my favorite color. zombies = yay!! have an unnatural attraction and obsession with Charles Manson, Jim Jones and all serial killers. terrified of heights, aging and the thought of eternity. in love with any and all weaponry. anti-pacifist. hateful. absolutely loathe the sun. I could very easily be the most morbid person you'll ever meet. positively soaked in sin! I don't feel like I was meant for this time, I don't fit in. I really don't want to be alive anymore. **AVE SATANAS!!** (enter night)

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