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About dead_insects : misanthropist. writer. animal lover. adores forests, fog, rain, snow, cemeteries and blood. in love with music: metal (especially black/doom), gothic, industrial, old punk, gregorian chant, and dirty dubstep. addicted to sugar. pain pills are wonderful. two cats. enjoys reading/watching horror: the Exorcist 3 is my favorite movie. torture porn is lovely. pink is my favorite color. masochist. zombies = yay!! have an unnatural attraction and obsession with Charles Manson, Jim Jones and all serial killers. terrified of heights, aging and the thought of eternity. in love with any and all weaponry. anti-pacifist. hateful. absolutely loathe the sun. I could very easily be the most morbid person you'll ever meet. positively soaked in sin! dont ever assume you'll know how I am from reading this, most will never know me. I really don't want to be alive anymore, I want to be dead.**AVE SATANAS!!** (enter night)
Who’s the fairest of them all?
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Friday 26 September 2014