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dead247
  • Town/Country : California, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 August 1988 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 218
  • Number of comments : 126
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About dead247 : Hello, I'm just here for the Lulz and to laugh with my friends at the expense of others.
Interests: Fishing, shooting, video games, cars / trucks, Copenhagen and beer.

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Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

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