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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 August 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 407
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About dead247 : Hello, I'm just here for the Lulz and to laugh with my friends at the expense of others. Interests: Fishing, shooting, archery, video games, cars / trucks, bluegrass, Copenhagen and beer. Also, cigarettes and music.

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Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML


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