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  • Town/Country : The City I live in, The Country I live in
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 25 December 1990 (23 years)
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Today, I pulled out a book and my bookmark fell out. My crush picked it up and a weird look came across his face. I then realized I had used toilet paper. Now I'm the girl who reads while taking dumps. FML

#20031031
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I agree, your life sucks (16700) - you deserved it (5648)

On 08/20/2012 at 12:03am - misc - by Cottagecheeseha (woman) - United States (California)

Today, at work, I decided to make things more interesting, so when I called people I used a fake accent. As I was using an Australian accent, the person I was talking to asked me where in Australia I was from. I desperately replied, "Where the kangaroos are..." I'm now jobless. FML

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On 08/09/2012 at 5:42pm - work - by sincerely depressed. - United States (California)

Today, I tried to explain to my daughter why she couldn’t have a sleepover with her boyfriend yet. She said, "If you're so worried about me having sex, then you failed as a father because I've already banged four guys." FML

#19995628
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On 08/01/2012 at 12:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, I tried to explain to my daughter why she couldn’t have a sleepover with her boyfriend yet. She said, "If you're so worried about me having sex, then you failed as a father because I've already banged four guys." FML

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On 08/01/2012 at 12:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, I tried to explain to my daughter why she couldn’t have a sleepover with her boyfriend yet. She said, "If you're so worried about me having sex, then you failed as a father because I've already banged four guys." FML

#19995628
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On 08/01/2012 at 12:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada



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