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Today, while I was at work, a coworker began ranting about his theory that the government is going to create a disease that sterilises everyone, and use the antidote to control the population. I was just trying to take a crap in the stall next to him. FML
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On 08/29/2012 at 3:19pm - work - by Pooping - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I was giving a tour of my boat to a man who seemed interested in purchasing it. Everything was going great. That is, until, the motor stopped running in the middle of the ocean. FML
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On 08/29/2012 at 12:52am - money - by anon - United States (Maine)
Today, I came home from work to find my house was flooded from a broken pipe under the sink. My house had just recently had new wood floors, carpet and electrics installed because 6 months earlier my house had been flooded by the same pipe breaking. FML
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On 08/29/2012 at 12:19am - misc - by me - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I made the mistake of telling my dentist that my dog died. She spent the next half-hour talking about her pets and how they died. I ended up crying in her dentist's chair. FML
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On 08/28/2012 at 12:43am - animals - by anonya - United States (California)
Today, my dog head-butted me in the mouth so hard that my lip split open. Twenty minutes later, I unthinkingly sprayed perfume directly into the wound. FML
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On 08/26/2012 at 2:27pm - animals - by g'day cunt (woman) - Australia (South Australia)
Today, I bought a pack of toothpicks. There were 500 of them. When I got home I accidentally dropped the pack. After twenty long minutes of picking them up, I dropped them again. FML
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by picture, during a game of Draw Something. FML
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On 08/26/2012 at 1:03am - love - by wtf - New Zealand (Southland)
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the drive-in theater, planning to have some fun during the movie. We were pretty excited that no cars were parked near us. As soon as the movie started, a bus full of little kids pulled up next to us. FML
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On 08/26/2012 at 12:15am - love - by bummerdood (man) - United States (Kansas)
Today, my boss reprimanded me in front of the rest of the staff for "not following instructions" because I went to a company meeting. I have the email from him telling me to go to the meeting. He thinks I faked it. Unemployment sucks. FML
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On 08/23/2012 at 1:24am - work - by BrokeButSmart - United States (Indiana)
Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML
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On 08/22/2012 at 12:33pm - intimacy - by Confused (woman) - Spain (Madrid)
Today, after his second week of babysitting, my boyfriend has begun the disturbing habit of saying, "Ready or not, here I come!" every time he's about to orgasm. He doesn't see why this doesn't appeal to me. FML
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On 08/20/2012 at 11:02pm - intimacy - by majorlyturnedoff (woman) - United States
Today, I lost two terabytes' worth of photos to a friend's incompetence. He said he could save me some money and fix my slow computer for free. He ended up wiping the hard drive, and along with it, my photography portfolio from the last five years. FML
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On 08/20/2012 at 10:30pm - misc - by ThisGirl (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, my boyfriend got a hotel room with a jacuzzi, drinks, and tickets to Six Flags for my birthday. He is currently passed out drunk on the other side of the bed, cursing me out in his sleep. FML
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On 08/20/2012 at 1:00am - misc - by anon (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my boyfriend got a hotel room with a jacuzzi, drinks, and tickets to Six Flags for my birthday. He is currently passed out drunk on the other side of the bed, cursing me out in his sleep. FML
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On 08/20/2012 at 1:00am - misc - by anon (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I pulled out a book and my bookmark fell out. My crush picked it up and a weird look came across his face. I then realized I had used toilet paper. Now I'm the girl who reads while taking dumps. FML
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On 08/20/2012 at 12:03am - misc - by Cottagecheeseha (woman) - United States (California)
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