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by Anonymous / 09/05/2012 at 10:02pm / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 09/05/2012 at 9:34pm / Canada / Miscellaneous
by Lauraborealous / 09/05/2012 at 2:27pm / Canada (Alberta) / Money
by anonymous / 09/05/2012 at 12:44am / Australia / Intimacy
by CantPublish / 09/04/2012 at 6:02pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, at a supermarket entrance, a seemingly drunk old lady said, "Sir?" as I passed by. I just ignored her and walked in. When I walked out with my groceries fifteen minutes later, several people were standing around her, calling for an ambulance. She'd passed out on the ground. FML
by Anonymous / 09/04/2012 at 1:26pm / Netherlands (Utrecht) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/04/2012 at 11:09am / United States (Minnesota) / Health
by FastFoodWaiter / 09/03/2012 at 7:43pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Work
by ugly / 09/03/2012 at 4:17am / United States / Love
Today, I met a really cute girl at a club. At first, she told me I was cute. Then, she slurred that I look like "a spork on legs." Then she sprayed the inside of my mouth with vomit as she kissed me. FML
by anonymous / 09/02/2012 at 6:31pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, I was watching some pretty intense porn on my Macbook. I unplugged the second monitor so I could lie on my bed. Instead of defaulting to the screen, Airplay somehow synced it to the living room TV, where the rest of my family was watching a movie. FML
by WhyAppleWhy / 09/01/2012 at 7:14pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Today, I had to force myself to take a dump at school, even though I have severe restroom anxiety and shyness. I had finally relaxed enough to go when the tornado drills went off mid-dump, and 46 students and teachers packed into the bathroom with me. FML
by DamnTornadoAlley / 08/30/2012 at 1:55am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by nolife / 08/29/2012 at 9:33pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I babysat for a woman for the first time. When I arrived, there was a large pile of dishes in the sink. I decided to wash the dishes for her while the kids napped. She came home, noticed it, and bitched me out over how I'd only done it "to try and get more money" out of her. What? FML
by never again / 08/29/2012 at 9:03pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Today, I listened to my roommate and her friend struggle with their math homework for an hour. It wouldn't be so bad, except for the fact that I'm a math major and repeatedly offered my help. They'd rather fail math than be around me. FML
by foreveralone.jpg / 08/29/2012 at 4:51pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…