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  • Number of visits : 1175
  • Number of comments : 49
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About ddinspire6 : Hi I'm Diana, message me.

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ddinspire6's favorite FMLs

Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML

#13481200
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41053) - you deserved it (8393)

On 10/17/2010 at 1:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I got dumped because I was on my period. Apparently he was pissed because I have one "like, every single month." FML

Today, my pet hedgehog thought it would be funny to roll around in the kitty litter. It was like washing a poopy cactus. FML

Today, I sneezed seven times in a row. That's the closest thing I've had to an orgasm in months. FML

#6838088
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21330) - you deserved it (3826)

On 12/19/2009 at 11:13pm - intimacy - by omglifee (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was in line at the grocery store with my 3-year-old son. He was holding a tub of yogurt that had on it a cow wearing sunglasses. He shouted, "Mommy, look at the fat cow with the sunglasses on!" To my horror, the obese woman in front of us turned around. She was wearing sunglasses. FML

#6533285
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48443) - you deserved it (3166)

On 11/30/2009 at 1:59pm - misc - by annonymous - United States (California)

Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML

#3582507
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50918) - you deserved it (11753)

On 07/08/2009 at 1:51pm - animals - by coral (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I spent 3 hours washing my hands to get the pony out of the soap bar. I'm 16. FML

#3297197
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12583) - you deserved it (52963)

On 06/28/2009 at 3:23am - misc - by Soapy (woman) - United States (New Mexico)



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