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  • Birth Date : Saturday 6 August 1994 (18 years)
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Today, I sneezed seven times in a row. That's the closest thing I've had to an orgasm in months. FML

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On 12/19/2009 at 11:13pm - intimacy - by omglifee (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was in line at the grocery store with my 3-year-old son. He was holding a tub of yogurt that had on it a cow wearing sunglasses. He shouted, "Mommy, look at the fat cow with the sunglasses on!" To my horror, the obese woman in front of us turned around. She was wearing sunglasses. FML

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On 11/30/2009 at 1:59pm - misc - by annonymous - United States (California)

Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML

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On 07/08/2009 at 1:51pm - animals - by coral (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I spent 3 hours washing my hands to get the pony out of the soap bar. I'm 16. FML

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On 06/28/2009 at 3:23am - misc - by Soapy (woman) - United States (New Mexico)



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