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ddddddddg
  • Town/Country : Cedar Grove, WI, USA
  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of comments : 94
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About ddddddddg : I was born and raised in Philly, but moved to Wisconsin at the age of 22 because I liked the environment and all the cheeses, I play some call of duty here and there.. Can snipe you in the face across the map with my eyes closed ;) . I'm a calm guy, takes a LOT to make me angry, I play a little paintball, play soccer like 4 hours a day, if you have any questions message me

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Today, I was chatting to a co-worker, upon whom I have a serious crush. It was going really well, until he said "irregardless", as if it's actually a proper word. This grammatical abomination really ticks me off, and I actually had to fight back the urge to beat some damn sense into him. FML

#19783803
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I agree, your life sucks (8924) - you deserved it (26796)

On 06/13/2012 at 7:50pm - love - by Rebecca (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was chatting to a co-worker, upon whom I have a serious crush. It was going really well, until he said "irregardless", as if it's actually a proper word. This grammatical abomination really ticks me off, and I actually had to fight back the urge to beat some damn sense into him. FML

#19783803
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8924) - you deserved it (26796)

On 06/13/2012 at 7:50pm - love - by Rebecca (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, it was my birthday. I was heading back to my apartment and I heard noises inside the door. Assuming it was the surprise party I'd hinted at, I flicked on the lights as two heavy guys pushed past me. I was robbed. FML

#19604267
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I agree, your life sucks (27090) - you deserved it (1698)

On 05/10/2012 at 8:28pm - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, it was my birthday. I was heading back to my apartment and I heard noises inside the door. Assuming it was the surprise party I'd hinted at, I flicked on the lights as two heavy guys pushed past me. I was robbed. FML

#19604267
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27090) - you deserved it (1698)

On 05/10/2012 at 8:28pm - money - by Anonymous - United States



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