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ddT47
  • Town/Country : Granby, MA, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 November 1996 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 15
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ddT47 : I play guitar, listen to metal, mosh, burn shit, kick ass and chew bubble gum. f00k yeah.

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Today, I have a final for my precalculus class. After hours of studying this week, I felt pretty optimistic. Until I got to class and realized that I'd forgotten my calculator. FML

#20172402
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16967) - you deserved it (5685)

On 11/21/2012 at 1:16pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I made a bowl of spaghetti for my girlfriend and me. I tried the move from Lady and the Tramp where the boy and girl both slurp the same piece of spagetti and end up kissing. When I tried it, the spagetti went too down far my throat, and I ended up throwing it up on her. FML

#3524810
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35444) - you deserved it (19744)

On 07/06/2009 at 12:54pm - love - by spitballer1 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I took the bus to work and a sweet old lady got on after me and sat next to me. Halfway to work, she fell asleep and her head was on my shoulder. Trying to be nice, I gently tried to wake her up before my stop came. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

#960425
620 comments

I agree, your life sucks (551721) - you deserved it (35438)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I took the bus to work and a sweet old lady got on after me and sat next to me. Halfway to work, she fell asleep and her head was on my shoulder. Trying to be nice, I gently tried to wake her up before my stop came. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

#960425
620 comments

I agree, your life sucks (551721) - you deserved it (35438)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

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832 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42648) - you deserved it (486230)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)



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