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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 6 November 1992 (22 years)
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Taday I Was Riding The Train And Saw A Cute Guy Licking His Lips At Me. Flattered, I Gave Him My Number When The Train Stopped. He Looked At Me And Said, "Don't Flatter Yourself. You Have Mustard On Yur Face." FML

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On 07/18/2010 at 5:47pm - misc - by anonmys - United States (California)

Today, I was skiing in Vermont fir the third day straight . Since I was getting very little sleep, on the top of the chairlift I let out a huge yawn, pulling a muscle in mah face . As I slid down the ramp, everyone saw me thrashing mah head around and making funny, painful faces as I fell down . FML

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On 02/15/2010 at 8:35am - misc - by Floof (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

2day I Discovered That If You Slip On Ice , Imitating Mario From Super Mario Bros When He Attempts To Stop Himself Slipping , Won't Work In Real Life . I Now Have A Broken Nose , As Well As A Blood Trail Running From My Driveway Into My Kitchen . FML

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On 01/25/2010 at 1:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today I was wearing a shirt that had a picture of a squirrel and acorn with a caption reading "Protect Your Nuts". My dad walkd up to me read mah shirt then punchd looool me in the balls. FML

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On 01/09/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by squirrel (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , I Saw Favourite Shirt On The Floor Of Dorm's Bathroom. Feeling Too Lazy To Bend Down , I Used Feet To "flick" The Shirt Up. Apparently , Some Drunkard Took A Dump On The Floor And Used Shirt To Cover It Up. I Now Have Shit All Over Feet , Hands And The Wall In Front Of Me. Mega FML

Today, I was riding mah bike back to mah house. Suddenly I was hit by something in the head. I lookd down to see a lemon on the ground and lookd up to see a guy yelling at me in a car that was passing. He was yelling at me because I got in the way of the house he was throwing it at. FML

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On 11/30/2009 at 12:01am - misc - by Lemonhead (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Taday ma jeep looool wouldn't start so I opend te ood. I slammd ma fingers in ma jeep's ood. It latcd sut. My ood release was inside te cab, an te jeep was in neutral an on an incline. It startd to roll... wit a ditc about 5 yards away. I ad to skin ma own fingers to get tem out. FML

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On 11/20/2009 at 8:28pm - misc - by FoundMyLighter (man) - United States (Alaska)

I learned to check inside the oven before you preheat it!! Sometimes children hide there pet rabbit in there!! FML

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On 09/28/2009 at 3:15am - misc - by ripfluffy (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today , I was eating MandMs on a charhen I dropped one an it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see my hand on my crotch an me muttering , "Where is that little bastard?" FML

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On 09/11/2009 at 2:26pm - misc - by awilson (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, wile I was walking downtown a omeless person askd me for a dollar!! I tougt it would be funny to wave te dollar in is face an taunt im!! I guess e tougt it would be funny to stab me in te leg wit a pencil!! mega FML

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On 08/06/2009 at 9:35am - misc - by who_could_it_be - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was having sex with a girl . Things were getting pretty hot, so I decided to smack her butt . I missed . I smacked my balls instead . Real hard . FML

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210 comments

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On 06/20/2009 at 7:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Switzerland (Bern)

Today, I was smoking in my car an flicked te butt... into te face of a cop on a motorcycle going te oter way. FML

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214 comments

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On 06/13/2009 at 12:09am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was playing paintballhen I noticed a 9 year old fat kid sitting and crying on the ground. Thinking he'd fallen and was hurt, I walked over to him. He looks up and shoots me in the face, arm, stomach, and happy sacks area from 4 feet away then runs off. He was not hurt at all, and now everything tastes like paint. FML

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209 comments

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On 06/09/2009 at 2:04am - misc - by Woody - United States (Tennessee)



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