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Today, I was in a hurry to get to work. I pulled impatiently behind a long line of cars to make a right hand turn. I sat there for 5 minutes. Turns out there wasn't a line to make a right hand turn. I had been waiting behind a line of parked cars. FML


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On 04/09/2009 at 4:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was walking out of a Starbucks and saw someone walking out behind me, thinking it would be the nice thing to do I held the door open. I was holding the door for about 30 seconds before realizing I was holding the door for my own shadow. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17876) - you deserved it (60051)

On 04/06/2009 at 12:14am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my friend and I went to a really expensive restaurant. We got really bad service, so halfway through the meal we decided to dine-and-dash. Turns out I left my purse in the restaurant. With my I.D. and everything inside. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17901) - you deserved it (180210)

On 04/04/2009 at 10:45am - misc - by ashleyevans (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to the doctor because my arm hurt. When he told me I had tennis elbow I said "that's funny I don't play tennis". Then he asked me if I had a girlfriend. When I said no he said "Well I guess we solved this one." FML


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On 04/04/2009 at 12:34am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I passed the girl I like a note asking her out, signed Mark H. She picked it up, read it, turned around and asked me, "Do you know who Mark H. is?" FML


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On 04/02/2009 at 1:35am - misc - by SupaSu - Canada (British Columbia)

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