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  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 27181
  • Number of comments : 245
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Visits<b>s1s1</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 9:01am<b>jeff_zz</b> - the 03/27/2016 at 1:09am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 02/16/2016 at 10:30pm<b>spinster5</b> - the 02/11/2016 at 2:01am<b>liyate</b> - the 02/10/2016 at 7:23pm<b>TyroneLeBron</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 8:05pm<b>tiger820</b> - the 01/07/2016 at 10:31pm<b>moocowmilk0</b> - the 12/17/2015 at 6:57am<b>jill97</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 1:33pm<b>niceguy123</b> - the 11/30/2015 at 1:27am<b>dakota133</b> - the 11/08/2015 at 9:22pm<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 11/05/2015 at 10:58pm<b>ratman775</b> - the 09/29/2015 at 4:55pm<b>Oihana</b> - the 09/29/2015 at 2:44pm<b>kevinivek</b> - the 09/22/2015 at 6:25pm<b>RonFingSwanson</b> - the 09/20/2015 at 9:46am<b>pokysmalls</b> - the 09/13/2015 at 10:44am<b>haggis98</b> - the 09/07/2015 at 10:20pm

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 02/17/2016 at 4:30am<b>tiger820</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 4:31am<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 11/06/2015 at 4:58am<b>pokysmalls</b> - the 09/13/2015 at 4:44pm<b>matheaEus</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 4:36pm<b>chandler88</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 5:00am<b>CoGhostRider</b> - the 12/31/2014 at 1:58pm

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dcapp's favorite FMLs

Today, I was in a hurry to get to work. I pulled impatiently behind a long line of cars to make a right hand turn. I sat there for 5 minutes. Turns out there wasn't a line to make a right hand turn. I had been waiting behind a line of parked cars. FML

by Anonymous / 04/09/2009 at 4:46pm / United States (California) / Transportation

Today, I was walking out of a Starbucks and saw someone walking out behind me, thinking it would be the nice thing to do I held the door open. I was holding the door for about 30 seconds before realizing I was holding the door for my own shadow. FML

by Anonymous / 04/06/2009 at 12:14am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

Today, my friend and I went to a really expensive restaurant. We got really bad service, so halfway through the meal we decided to dine-and-dash. Turns out I left my purse in the restaurant. With my I.D. and everything inside. FML

by ashleyevans / 04/04/2009 at 10:45am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to the doctor because my arm hurt. When he told me I had tennis elbow I said "that's funny I don't play tennis". Then he asked me if I had a girlfriend. When I said no he said "Well I guess we solved this one." FML

by Anonymous / 04/04/2009 at 12:34am / United States (Georgia) / Health

Today, I passed the girl I like a note asking her out, signed Mark H. She picked it up, read it, turned around and asked me, "Do you know who Mark H. is?" FML

by SupaSu / 04/02/2009 at 1:35am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

by Anonymous / 04/02/2009 at 1:13am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy