About dbugboy : I'm a ginger blonde so I only have part of a soul, I like to do crazy shit and I act like a druggy but I'm actually a smart kid who has never done drugs (still love talking about them though. and I have lots of different personalitys depending on who I'm with.
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by me / 12/05/2011 at 3:05am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, while working the drive-through at Mcdonald's, I was handing a gentleman his vanilla shake. He responded by popping the cap off, yelling "Fire in the hole!" And throwing it back in. He then quickly drove off. I was covered in vanilla shake. FML
by Anothernametaken / 11/18/2011 at 7:22am / United States / Work
by KJL / 08/29/2011 at 11:38am / United States / Health
by CatOwner / 07/11/2011 at 10:15pm / United States (Virginia) / Animals
Today, I was flipping through a magazine and saw an ad that had the line "No corn, no wheat, no soy", all of which I'm severely allergic to. I got so excited at the prospect of having a food I could eat, I fell out of my chair. I then realized it was an ad for dog food. FML
by ChelseaRae / 07/06/2011 at 1:11am / United States / Health
by beardedlady / 07/02/2011 at 2:44am / United States (Arkansas) / Intimacy
by Whatdididowrong? / 05/10/2011 at 1:18am / Kids
by snappyPi / 01/28/2011 at 1:21am / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/13/2010 at 12:55pm / United States (Florida) / Geek
by nk / 11/03/2010 at 12:39am / United States (Kentucky) / Animals
Today, my boyfriend of three months texted me saying he loves me. I excitedly started texting back, "I love you too." Before I even got done, he messaged again saying, "Can you send a pic of your tits to me now?" FML
by luvlessbootycall / 07/24/2010 at 1:23am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Kate / 06/03/2010 at 3:44am / United States (Arizona) / Animals
Today, my boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me when he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy the whole time until I told him I was taking back my cat. At that point he burst into tears. FML
by stunned / 03/15/2010 at 11:27am / United States (Ohio) / Love
Today, I woke up crying in the middle of a nightmare in which my boyfriend of 8 months shot me through the heart whilst laughing as I screamed 'I Love You'. After I told him about this, he took me into his arms as I cried, stroked my back and said, 'What kind of gun was it?' FML
by justlittleoldme / 03/12/2010 at 8:17am / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Love