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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 273
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About dbh5145 : I'm a college student and currently single. If you want to know more just message me and you can ask for my Kik or snapchat.

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Today, my new landlord and lettings agent made an illegal entry into my house. Unfortunately, at the time my boyfriend was buck naked, smoking a joint on the sofa, surrounded by the cats we aren't supposed to have. FML


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On 04/25/2013 at 2:28am - misc - by goingtobeevicted - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, a girl mistook me for her boyfriend and broke up with me because I'm "a liar and a cheating bastard." I've never seen her in my life, but I'm so lonely that I tried to convince her to give me another chance and stay with me. FML


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On 12/28/2012 at 12:24am - love - by Alone - United States

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