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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 25 September 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 376
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk, except it wasn't really a talk, but rather him making me watch a hardcore porn video with him as he commented on what the actors were doing. I had to listen to all this and ignore his obvious erection for almost an hour. FML

#20660939
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82711) - you deserved it (5696)

On 05/13/2013 at 3:10pm - intimacy - by more than I wanted to know (man) - Italy (Emilia-Romagna)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (1240450) - you deserved it (137768)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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