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Today, my husband asked me to spoon him. He used it as an excuse to start farting on me. Yep, this is my husband. FML

#20086703
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25209) - you deserved it (5692)

On 09/24/2012 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by disgusted - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, my girlfriend noticed that I looked upset and asked me what was wrong. I told her I was sexually frustrated. Her response? "What are you telling me for?" FML

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183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26905) - you deserved it (5002)

On 09/03/2012 at 5:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend told me I was almost perfect. And the only reason I'm not completely perfect is because I don't like Mountain Dew. FML

#19837078
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16672) - you deserved it (25649)

On 06/24/2012 at 1:01am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my husband and my cat have something in common; they both like to lick themselves. FML

#19812201
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21071) - you deserved it (2276)

On 06/19/2012 at 6:51am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found out how my parents met. They met at a mental hospital, where they were both being hospitalized. FML

#19791945
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29449) - you deserved it (2405)

On 06/15/2012 at 11:36am - love - by fail (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I woke up to the sight of my boyfriend playing a game on my iPhone with his penis. FML

#19781755
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30577) - you deserved it (4622)

On 06/13/2012 at 12:07pm - intimacy - by Rosie (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, I was telling my best friend that I was feeling unattractive, and that I never get asked out. As she was trying to make me feel better, we were interrupted by a stranger trying to hit on her. FML

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148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25026) - you deserved it (3103)

On 06/11/2012 at 8:01am - love - by ugly (woman) - Australia



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