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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 February 1991 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 259
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I found my beloved hamster, Toofie. Toofie escaped from his cage. 4 years ago. FML

#7380973 (153)

I agree, your life sucks (23627) - you deserved it (3139)

On 01/16/2010 at 4:36pm - animals - by riptoofie (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was stuck on the toilet with a huge stomachache after eating bad food the day before. I got up to flush when I noticed that there was a cockroach struggling feebly in the pile of crap. I'll never know if it got there before or after I crapped. FML

#7379683 (143)

I agree, your life sucks (25677) - you deserved it (2302)

On 01/16/2010 at 3:19pm - health - by dire-rear (woman) - Singapore

Today, I found out my boyfriends' mother has invented a new kind of cake and named it after me: not because it's delicious, but because of the amount of fat in it. FML

#7354557 (81)

I agree, your life sucks (22439) - you deserved it (3658)

On 01/15/2010 at 6:37am - love - by Jumja (woman) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, I was sent to the hospital for being knocked out with a potato. FML

#7290118 (142)

I agree, your life sucks (20111) - you deserved it (2568)

On 01/11/2010 at 10:40pm - health - by brileyyyy - United States (Missouri)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

#86179 (667)

I agree, your life sucks (538061) - you deserved it (47579)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)