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  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 October 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 131
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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Today, I broke up with my abusive girlfriend. She responded by breaking into my place and stabbing my hamster with a fork. FML


I agree, your life sucks (76346) - you deserved it (4379)

On 09/27/2013 at 4:33pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

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