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  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 October 1986 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 78
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About dazdaspaz : Your FML's make my life seem a little less miserable! Cheers! : )

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Today, I broke up with my abusive girlfriend. She responded by breaking into my place and stabbing my hamster with a fork. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (66602) - you deserved it (4054)

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