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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 May 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2761
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About dayanara : number 1
I AM NOT SCENE.
number 2
I DON'T FUCKING TOLERATE IDIOTS.
number 3
I AM PUERTO RICAN.
number 4
MY NAME MEANS HUSBAND SLAYER IN GREEK.

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Today, I got a letter from my college saying that if my tuition was not paid in the next 24 hours, I will be terminated from classes. Turns out account services has been depositing my tuition money in another student’s account whose social security number was one digit different from mine. FML

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Today, I've been dating a girl for a year and she's only touched my penis twice. Once by accident. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23273) - you deserved it (10466)

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