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About dayanara : number 1
I AM NOT SCENE.
I DON'T FUCKING TOLERATE IDIOTS.
I AM PUERTO RICAN.
MY NAME MEANS HUSBAND SLAYER IN GREEK.
that is all
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
Today, I got a letter from my college saying that if my tuition was not paid in the next 24 hours, I will be terminated from classes. Turns out account services has been depositing my tuition money in another student’s account whose social security number was one digit different from mine. FML
Friday 22 May 2015