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dayanara
  • Town/Country : Newark, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 May 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 1698
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About dayanara : number 1
I AM NOT SCENE.
number 2
I DON'T FUCKING TOLERATE IDIOTS.
number 3
I AM PUERTO RICAN.
number 4
MY NAME MEANS HUSBAND SLAYER IN GREEK.

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Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (471191) - you deserved it (585079)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got a letter from my college saying that if my tuition was not paid in the next 24 hours, I will be terminated from classes. Turns out account services has been depositing my tuition money in another student’s account whose social security number was one digit different from mine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (65588) - you deserved it (1945)

On 03/06/2009 at 8:48pm - money - by collegedoesntwantme (woman) - United States (Delaware)

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

#11340
902 comments

I agree, your life sucks (538467) - you deserved it (38308)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:29am - intimacy - by caroline (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I've been dating a girl for a year and she's only touched my penis twice. Once by accident. FML

#1883
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16959) - you deserved it (7392)

On 01/20/2009 at 11:52am - love - by jobless - Sent from mobile version



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