About dayanara : number 1
I AM NOT SCENE.
I DON'T FUCKING TOLERATE IDIOTS.
I AM PUERTO RICAN.
MY NAME MEANS HUSBAND SLAYER IN GREEK.
that is all
About dayanara : number 1
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by Anonymous / 06/19/2009 at 5:41pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, my phone died. I plugged it in to charge and then went out to run some errands. When I returned, my phone was no where to be found, and our shovel was on the floor, muddy and wet. I then discovered my 6-year old son had buried my "dead" 200$ palmpilot because he had felt sorry for me. FML
by no_service / 06/19/2009 at 1:57pm / United States (Missouri) / Kids
Today, I was driving in my car when out of the corner of my eye I notice a car pulling up next to me trying to get past me. I speed up, so as not to let the car pass me. It took me a while before I noticed I was racing against the shadow of my own car. FML
by nerd / 06/18/2009 at 10:15am / Finland (Eastern Finland) / Transportation
Today, my girlfriend dumped me and left me with the responsibility of the turtle that I never wanted but she insisted we buy "together." A little bit of research has revealed that Andre will live for "at least 30 years." FML
by Anonymous / 06/15/2009 at 1:17pm / United States (New York) / Love
Today, my grandpa died. I decided to call my grandma to make sure she was going to be fine. After talking over the phone for 30 minutes or so, I told her goodbye and said, out of habit: "Say hi to grandpa for me". FML
by Anonymous / 06/15/2009 at 12:48am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by apav / 06/11/2009 at 7:52am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML
by badmom / 06/10/2009 at 2:09pm / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/10/2009 at 9:12am / United States (Maine) / Kids
by Anonymous / 06/09/2009 at 1:07pm / United States (Arizona) / Health
by Anonymous / 06/07/2009 at 7:15pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Money
by Anonymous / 06/07/2009 at 11:53am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by dawg3360 / 06/07/2009 at 2:02am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
Today, I witnessed a horrible car accident and was interviewed by the local news. During the interview I said, "It was terrible. It was like watching a silent movie... but there was sound!" The interview has been aired 6 times. FML
by LadyChristina25 / 06/04/2009 at 9:07pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Miscellaneous
Today, I heard a baby crying while I was walking down the street. I walked around until I found it. In a dumpster. I immediately called the cops, completely freaking out. When the cops came, they pulled the baby out of the dumpster. It was a plastic baby doll. FML
by failbaby / 06/02/2009 at 2:18am / United States (Minnesota) / Kids
Today, I had to give a presentation about Adolf Hitler. I wanted to point out he was a very good speaker, and could incite a crowd. Instead, what came out was 'Hitler's oral skills made everyone go wild with excitement" FML
by Cail / 06/01/2009 at 7:12pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous