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About dawnimus : I'm not stalking you. I use the app, and generally click on people's profiles to see their picture better. That's pretty much it.

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Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she found some lesbian porn on my computer. Her reasoning? That I must secretly be gay. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44993) - you deserved it (10174)

On 01/27/2014 at 6:32pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Puerto Rico



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