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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About dawnimus : I'm not stalking you. I use the app, and generally click on people's profiles to see their picture better. That's pretty much it.

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Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she found some lesbian porn on my computer. Her reasoning? That I must secretly be gay. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44821) - you deserved it (10142)

On 01/27/2014 at 6:32pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Puerto Rico

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