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Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she found some lesbian porn on my computer. Her reasoning? That I must secretly be gay. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44893) - you deserved it (10154)

On 01/27/2014 at 6:32pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Puerto Rico

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