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  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 March 1984 (30 years)
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Today, I texted my girlfriend, saying how I hated my job, I felt trapped, and that I was wasting my time working there. A few minutes later, she answered, "That's how I feel about our relationship." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (69561) - you deserved it (7191)

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