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davidtheday
  • Town/Country : Palm Harbor, Florida, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 March 1984 (29 years)
  • Number of visits : 33368
  • Number of comments : 94
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my husband of 9 years announced he was gay. He insinuated that he was only able to achieve erections because I looked like a man. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (316287) - you deserved it (27857)

On 03/21/2009 at 3:15am - intimacy - by jilted (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I texted my girlfriend, saying how I hated my job, I felt trapped, and that I was wasting my time working there. A few minutes later, she answered, "That's how I feel about our relationship." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61739) - you deserved it (5674)

On 03/19/2009 at 12:43pm - love - by Ineverknew (man) - United States (Illinois)



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