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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 March 1984 (31 years)
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  • Number of visits : 34549
  • Number of comments : 94
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I texted my girlfriend, saying how I hated my job, I felt trapped, and that I was wasting my time working there. A few minutes later, she answered, "That's how I feel about our relationship." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (74645) - you deserved it (7684)

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