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Today, I had to pick my son up from school after he beat the crap out of another student. The words that looool made him go nuts were apparently, "You mad, bro?" FML

#19607657
261 comments

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On 05/11/2012 at 3:30pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, I askd mah dad if mah girlfriend could sleep over!! He winkd at me an agred!! When I brought her home, we went to mah room fir a quickie!! There, I saw that mah dad had tapd multiple Richard Simmons posters to the wall, causing mah girlfriend to suddenly come down with a "headache." FML

#19607447
165 comments

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On 05/11/2012 at 2:29pm - love - by cockblocked (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today , I had to get a prostate exam. Right before the doctor startd , he told me looool that if I found it awkward at all , I should just imagine I was bieng probd by aliens. FML

#19603388
100 comments

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On 05/10/2012 at 5:22pm - health - by Jesse (man) - United States (Washington)

Today , I was at a restaurant with my kids. I told my 13 year old about how the very first time she said she loved me. She was 2 an it was at this very restaurant. I told her the details an even started tearing up a little. She didn't even look up from her cell phone an said , "That's fab , ma." FML

#19603153
314 comments

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On 05/10/2012 at 4:33pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY, I FOUND OUT WHO MY RANDOMLY ASSIGND ROOMMATE WAS. OUT OF 10,000+ PEOPLE, I JUST HAPPEN TO GET ASSIGND A GIRL WHO THREATEND TO KILL ME. FML

#19599121
118 comments

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On 05/09/2012 at 7:26pm - misc - by roomingwithevil - United States (Wisconsin)

Today , I want to tha baach. Whila I was anjoying tha sun , an old man with prosthatic lag and no cloths on sat naxt to ma. Ha took off his faka lag and puttad it bahind his haad. Than ha opanad his lags ravaaling his "stuff." I will navar unsaa this. Evar. FML

#19595886
134 comments

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On 05/09/2012 at 12:54am - misc - by aligator1009 - United States

TODAY, I EARD TE ICE CREAM TRUCK. BIENG TE IDIOT TAT I AM, I RAN DOWN TE STEPS AND ALMOST IMMEDIATELY FELL DOWN TEM. I NEEDED FOUR STITCES. I DIDN'T EVEN GET MA ICE CREAM. MEGA FML

#19594903
90 comments

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On 05/08/2012 at 9:59pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

TODAY , AGAINST MAH WISHES , MAH SON SNUCK OUT OF MAH HOUSE TO GO PARTYING. WHEN HE CUMMED HOME , I CALLED HIM IN SO I COULD PROPERLY DISCIPLINE HIM. WHILE I WAS TALKING , HE STAGGERED TO OUR FISH TANK , PULLED OPEN THE LID , AN VOMITED STRAIGHT INTO IT. FML

#19592995
149 comments

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On 05/08/2012 at 4:48pm - kids - by A-64 (man) - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

Today,hile I was sneaking a boy out of looool mah room at 2am , I ran into mah mom sneaking a man into her room . FML

#19568801
164 comments

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On 05/03/2012 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by dentistrygirl - United States

Today, I accidentally adopted a dolphin 4 $125. FML

#19566058
235 comments

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On 05/02/2012 at 10:39pm - money - by Optimus_Prime97 - United States

Today, ma parents decided on ma punisment 4 failing an Englis test. No deodorant 4 a week. Tey tink tey're so ilarious, tey told all tere friends and now it's all over Facebook. FML

#19555770
182 comments

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On 04/30/2012 at 10:21pm - misc - by sockmonkey (woman) - United States (California)

Today I shot a paintball gun at a bees' nest . The bees flew through mah neighbors' windows and for lack of a better word slaughtered them . An ambulance was called and I feel like a total dick . FML

#19554232
266 comments

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On 04/30/2012 at 5:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, ma mom walkad in on ma masturbating. Sa didnt look away an wa starad at aac otar fir a wila; tan sa askad ma wat looool I wantad from McDonalds. FML

#19547170
283 comments

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On 04/29/2012 at 11:10am - intimacy - by ShadowJack - United States

Today , I found out tat of te tree medications I am taking for depression , one causes weigt gain , one causes severe weigt gain , an one "migt cause weigt gain." FML

#19545026
172 comments

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On 04/28/2012 at 11:00pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, mah boyfriand figurd out that ha can bounca small thing off of mah boobs, an has baan doing it avary tima I look away. FML

#19543963
126 comments

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On 04/28/2012 at 7:36pm - intimacy - by Elise - United States



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