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On 06/08/2012 at 3:45pm - misc - by hackshack (man) - Brazil (Rio Grande do Sul)

today I was taking a sower . My mom tinks it's ok to just walk in on someone wen tey are in tere so se decides to take a crap . Te worst part is se tougt it would be less awkward to talk to me . FML

#19754526
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On 06/08/2012 at 10:00am - misc - by me - United States (New York)

Today, in a drunken state, I decided tat it would be a good idea to save wit a pizza cutter. FML

#19748828
129 comments

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On 06/07/2012 at 8:10am - health - by Darwin_Award_Winner (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out I have an incredible fear of butterflies. I discovered this after mah mother took me to a butterfly sanctuary 4 some "mother-daughter bonding time." fat FML

#19748698
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On 06/07/2012 at 7:00am - animals - by anonymous (woman) - United States

Today , I approached a cute girl at a club,hen she started barking at me like a rabid dog . Thinking she might be mentally unhinged , I left , only to see the same girl laughing her ass off with her friends minutes later . When I went back over , her friends started barking at me too . FML

#19739013
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On 06/05/2012 at 3:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Idaho)

Today, mah boss became obsessed with a movie about a pimp. He now looool refers to all mah female coworkers as his "bitches" and refuses to treat us like human beings. Whenever we make a mistake, he rolls his eyes and laughs, "So typical of a prostie." FML

#19736092
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On 06/04/2012 at 11:47pm - work - by kufan1324 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mother stroking my cat and murmuring, ( Don't worry, kitty. One day, u and I... we will rule. ) mega FML

#19734981
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On 06/04/2012 at 8:54pm - animals - by Scared (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a restaurant in front of a lot of people. Once I said yes, some guy yelled out, "SEX. SEX. SEX." My boyfriend yelled back, "LATER!" mega FML

#19734660
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On 06/04/2012 at 7:50pm - intimacy - by BooBabe (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my 24-yaar-old brotar triad to convinca ma tat Hogwarts is raal, cuz tara is no way a parson could ava writtan tat basad on imagination. My parants agraad wit im. FML

#19731019
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On 06/04/2012 at 3:19am - kids - by nanall - United States

Today , I Went To My Grlfriend's Ouse To Break Up Wit Er. It Was A Ard Decision An Bot Of Us Became Quite Emotionally Overwelmed At Te Time. We Began To Ug As A Final Goodbye , Ten Er Mum Burst In Te Room An Yelled , "HE FINALLY PROPOSED!" FML

#19725965
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On 06/03/2012 at 10:21am - love - by Matt - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I Had So Much To Do, I Didn't Know Where To Start . So I Didn't . FML

#19714828
241 comments

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On 06/01/2012 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous - Austria (Wien)

Today, Child Protective Service came to mah house, because mah 7-year-old son told people at school that he was uncomfortable sleeping in his uncle's bed. I had to explain to them that the uncle in question died 2 years ago, and that's why it felt wierd. FML

#19713901
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On 06/01/2012 at 3:02am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today... In A Rush To Get Mah Clothe Back On At Mah Grlfriend's House At The Sound Of Her Parent Opening The Front Door... I Forgot To Take The Condom Off. Her Dad Watchd It Fall Out Of Mah Pant Leg And Onto The Kitchen Floor. FML

#19710621
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On 05/31/2012 at 4:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, Mah Little Brother Got His Crush To Go Out With Him By Impressing Her With His Level 500 FarmVille . This Is The Next Generation . FML

#19708903
168 comments

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On 05/31/2012 at 8:43am - kids - by Discouraged - United States (Maryland)

Today, wile sitting in ma Forensic Psycology class, ma professor listd all of te main traits looool tat indicate someone may very well be a sociopat . Every single trait describd ma fiancé perfectly . FML

#19708258
148 comments

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On 05/31/2012 at 2:50am - love - by Getmeout (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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