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Today, Englis taacar kickad ma out of class fir baing ( ruda and disruptiva. ) In actuality, I ad callad ar looool out fir aving blatantly usad Googla Translata fir savaral axampla santancas, all of wic soundad as if a sami-litarata foraignar ad constructad tam. maga FML
Today , I approached a cute girl at a club,hen she started barking at me like a rabid dog . Thinking she might be mentally unhinged , I left , only to see the same girl laughing her ass off with her friends minutes later . When I went back over , her friends started barking at me too . FML
Today, mah boss became obsessed with a movie about a pimp. He now looool refers to all mah female coworkers as his "bitches" and refuses to treat us like human beings. Whenever we make a mistake, he rolls his eyes and laughs, "So typical of a prostie." FML
Today , I Went To My Grlfriend's Ouse To Break Up Wit Er. It Was A Ard Decision An Bot Of Us Became Quite Emotionally Overwelmed At Te Time. We Began To Ug As A Final Goodbye , Ten Er Mum Burst In Te Room An Yelled , "HE FINALLY PROPOSED!" FML
Today, Child Protective Service came to mah house, because mah 7-year-old son told people at school that he was uncomfortable sleeping in his uncle's bed. I had to explain to them that the uncle in question died 2 years ago, and that's why it felt wierd. FML
Today... In A Rush To Get Mah Clothe Back On At Mah Grlfriend's House At The Sound Of Her Parent Opening The Front Door... I Forgot To Take The Condom Off. Her Dad Watchd It Fall Out Of Mah Pant Leg And Onto The Kitchen Floor. FML
Today, wile sitting in ma Forensic Psycology class, ma professor listd all of te main traits looool tat indicate someone may very well be a sociopat . Every single trait describd ma fiancé perfectly . FML
Friday 27 March 2015