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datoismyname
  • Town/Country : Why do you want to know?, Creep Nation
  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 762
  • Number of comments : 153
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I walked in on my brother giving his best friend a hand-job. I can't unsee this. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (65550) - you deserved it (8079)

On 04/23/2013 at 2:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, it has been over 3 months since my housemates ended their 1 month long relationship. He's still creepily obsessed with her. He picked the bathroom lock when I was in the shower and tried to get in, and then called me a "fucking c*nt" when he realised it was me in there, not her. FML

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On 04/19/2013 at 7:44am - misc - by pleasekillme (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, my boyfriend and I went to the store to buy oranges and pick up a pack of condoms. When we were at the checkout counter, my boyfriend happily told the cashier, "The only way we can have sex is if we squeeze oranges all over our bodies." FML

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On 04/10/2013 at 12:28am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I came home in tears over finding out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. I told my seemingly sympathetic dad everything. His advice was to lure them both to our house with the promise of a three-way, after which he'd "kill the shit" out of them. Real mature, dad. FML

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On 03/31/2013 at 1:55pm - love - by immaturity all around (woman) - United States

Today, a blonde tourist came up to me and asked me for directions to the nearest train station. I politely directed her there, and she left. Five minutes later, she came back and slapped me for not bringing her to an "English-speaking station". We're in China, lady. FML

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On 03/31/2013 at 2:19am - misc - by dumb tourists (man) - China (Beijing)

Today, I went to my daughter's room with clean laundry. I found her lying on her bed with a hand down her pants, totally zoned out and staring blankly at the Justin Bieber poster on her wall. FML

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On 03/03/2013 at 12:03pm - misc - by parental failure (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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