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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 December 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1881
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 7 posted

About datkenna : 안녕하세요 c: you can call me Sunny ☺️
Dance (bgirl), singer, and gymnast
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Visits<b>jacky75</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 8:49pm<b>MattBenid</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 5:33pm<b>pikon</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 3:50pm<b>Majjzg</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 7:26am<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 8:37pm<b>ihavenolifehaha</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 3:18am<b>BigxXxDeal</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 3:04pm<b>tranced_</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 9:29am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 8:50am<b>Violet_Embers95</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 9:37pm<b>c_wyld</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 12:59pm<b>Wizardo</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 5:52pm<b>Mons</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 11:18am<b>sprigs_</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 11:17pm<b>local77</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 6:10pm<b>Jdlove2</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 11:46pm<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 11:21pm<b>Lct1196</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 1:12pm

Fucked!<b>tranced_</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 3:29pm<b>Wizardo</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 11:09pm<b>jacky75</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 7:42pm<b>c_wyld</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 9:09pm<b>Manosapo</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 6:56am<b>toxic324x</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 8:06pm<b>Markovski</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 11:26pm<b>byattwain</b> - the 03/26/2015 at 2:50am<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 10:40pm<b>khoov19</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 12:07pm<b>amcquaid</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 4:31am<b>mansfield_j</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 4:25am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 12:43am<b>kaitio331</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 5:03am<b>Kasparkilo05</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 11:07am<b>ZachHatesPeople</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 7:46pm<b>Urpoppy</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 2:21pm<b>Sethan01</b> - the 03/06/2015 at 1:38pm

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datkenna's favorite FMLs

Today, I got so used to using this FML app while going to the bathroom that when I opened it, I accidentally peed a little. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19150) - you deserved it (7596)

On 05/24/2015 at 9:14pm - misc - by Anon - United States (Ohio)

Today, my brother changed my Google+ name without asking. He has done this before and I fixed it by just changing it back. Turns out Google has a 3-time limit per year for how many times you can change your name. Now I'm stuck with "Poop" for my YouTube name for a year. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24927) - you deserved it (3880)

On 05/20/2015 at 1:34am - misc - by KittKatt (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I bought my first vibrator. I was really excited, until my crippling OCD kicked in, forcing me to turn it on and off seven times in rapid succession, causing it to give off a cracking sound and stop working. Now I'm sad. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25887) - you deserved it (9377)

On 05/19/2015 at 10:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my window broke and will not close. My room is in a wooded area. I've already chased out two squirrels and a bird and it's only been an hour. I'm afraid I'm gonna wake up like Snow White with all sorts of wildlife sleeping with me. FML

Today, I learned I'm claustrophobic by having a raging oh-god-I'm-gonna-fucking-die panic attack while I was stuck inside an MRI scanner. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25041) - you deserved it (1986)

On 05/11/2015 at 3:39pm - health - by birchbeer - United States (California)

Today, I was feeling pretty, so I wore a skirt for the first time in years. Two hours later, my thighs hurt from slapping together so much. I no longer feel pretty. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28312) - you deserved it (4512)

On 05/10/2015 at 9:47am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I found out the "sex noises" I heard from next door last night, which I'd angrily yelled at my neighbor for, were actually from him having an uncontrollable seizure. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28782) - you deserved it (11933)

On 05/05/2015 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by 420curse (man) - United States (California)

Today, I orgasmed in front of someone for the first time. Too bad it was my dad who didn't knock before coming in. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33834) - you deserved it (5242)

On 04/25/2015 at 1:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my dad sat me down and angrily accused me of doing drugs, all because he's noticed I've recently become a lot more energetic and emotional than usual. The truth is, I'd been smoking weed daily for 3 years and just decided to never smoke it again 2 weeks ago. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29931) - you deserved it (5227)

On 04/22/2015 at 9:39am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I started getting really bad chest pains at work. I googled it and the internet convinced me I was having a heart attack. Scared for my life, I started to dial for an ambulance when I let out the biggest fart you could ever imagine. Turns out it was trapped gas. FML


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On 04/21/2015 at 3:55am - health - by Not dying. (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I found out that the only reason my parents have been letting me hang out with my friends so late is so they can search my room for drugs. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28487) - you deserved it (3021)

On 04/18/2015 at 7:55pm - misc - by Armstrong (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to the dentist for the first time in years. His first comment upon inspecting my teeth: "Meth. Hell of a drug." FML


I agree, your life sucks (27805) - you deserved it (10033)

On 04/18/2015 at 12:45pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had to have a cervical biopsy. The doctor said I would feel slight cramping as she scraped cells from inside the cervix. I guess by "slight cramping" she meant I would shit, throw up, and then pass out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30722) - you deserved it (1958)

On 04/17/2015 at 11:15pm - health - by khaoslife - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was cuddling in bed with my boyfriend when he started squeezing me as if I were a ketchup bottle. He said he wanted my period to end quicker, and he honestly thought that would work. FML

Today, I got banned from my favourite online video game for calling a person on my team a "Baked Potato". FML

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