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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 December 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1720
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 7 posted

About datkenna : 안녕하세요 c: you can call me Sunny ☺️
Dance (bgirl), singer, and gymnast
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Visits<b>Wizardo</b> - yesterday at 5:52pm<b>Mons</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 11:18am<b>sprigs_</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 11:17pm<b>local77</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 6:10pm<b>Jdlove2</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 11:46pm<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 11:21pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 10:19am<b>Lct1196</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 1:12pm<b>jacky75</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 1:41pm<b>ARetardedSeal</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 7:32pm<b>c_wyld</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 4:06pm<b>ZachHatesPeople</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 12:10pm<b>delilablue95</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 8:41am<b>maxyutd</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 7:56am<b>MattBenid</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 3:47pm<b>big_papa_</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 12:31am<b>Manosapo</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 1:45pm<b>Qball56</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 11:39pm

Fucked!<b>Wizardo</b> - yesterday at 11:09pm<b>jacky75</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 7:42pm<b>big_papa_</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 6:30am<b>c_wyld</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 9:09pm<b>Manosapo</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 6:56am<b>toxic324x</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 8:06pm<b>Markovski</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 11:26pm<b>byattwain</b> - the 03/26/2015 at 2:50am<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 10:40pm<b>khoov19</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 12:07pm<b>amcquaid</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 4:31am<b>mansfield_j</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 4:25am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 12:43am<b>kaitio331</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 5:03am<b>Kasparkilo05</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 11:07am<b>ZachHatesPeople</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 7:46pm<b>Urpoppy</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 2:21pm<b>Sethan01</b> - the 03/06/2015 at 1:38pm

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datkenna's favorite FMLs

Today, I orgasmed in front of someone for the first time. Too bad it was my dad who didn't knock before coming in. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27306) - you deserved it (4233)

On 04/25/2015 at 1:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my dad sat me down and angrily accused me of doing drugs, all because he's noticed I've recently become a lot more energetic and emotional than usual. The truth is, I'd been smoking weed daily for 3 years and just decided to never smoke it again 2 weeks ago. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28322) - you deserved it (5027)

On 04/22/2015 at 9:39am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I started getting really bad chest pains at work. I googled it and the internet convinced me I was having a heart attack. Scared for my life, I started to dial for an ambulance when I let out the biggest fart you could ever imagine. Turns out it was trapped gas. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25139) - you deserved it (9300)

On 04/21/2015 at 3:55am - health - by Not dying. (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I found out that the only reason my parents have been letting me hang out with my friends so late is so they can search my room for drugs. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27976) - you deserved it (3008)

On 04/18/2015 at 7:55pm - misc - by Armstrong (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to the dentist for the first time in years. His first comment upon inspecting my teeth: "Meth. Hell of a drug." FML


I agree, your life sucks (27269) - you deserved it (9866)

On 04/18/2015 at 12:45pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had to have a cervical biopsy. The doctor said I would feel slight cramping as she scraped cells from inside the cervix. I guess by "slight cramping" she meant I would shit, throw up, and then pass out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30126) - you deserved it (1953)

On 04/17/2015 at 11:15pm - health - by khaoslife - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was cuddling in bed with my boyfriend when he started squeezing me as if I were a ketchup bottle. He said he wanted my period to end quicker, and he honestly thought that would work. FML

Today, I got banned from my favourite online video game for calling a person on my team a "Baked Potato". FML

Today, my girlfriend asked me to take my belt off as the buckle was hurting her leg. I didn't have a belt on. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23288) - you deserved it (4263)

On 04/01/2015 at 3:40am - intimacy - by zetuga (man) - United Kingdom (Luton)

Today, I found out that when buying my $500 dollar dress I put my address as Austria instead of Australia. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24603) - you deserved it (10962)

On 03/30/2015 at 11:27pm - money - by post it - Australia (Victoria)

Today, a calf kicked a needle straight into my arm hard enough to make me stab myself. The good news is I'm now fully vaccinated for cow diseases. FML

Today, my school had to make an official announcement that students were not permitted to go home due to Zayn Malik leaving One Direction because so many girls were claiming they couldn't focus on school with such a dramatic event occurring. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38213) - you deserved it (3121)

On 03/26/2015 at 9:20am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, three of my dipshit coworkers kept whining all day about Zayne Malik leaving One Direction, how devastating it is, and what it means for their future. As a pacifist, I've never had to struggle so hard to not beat the piss out of people and hurl their broken remains out a window. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30460) - you deserved it (4349)

On 03/25/2015 at 3:00pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I made a speech in front of my entire graduating class and their families, despite my fear of public speaking. It seemed to go well and I got a big round of applause at the end. Then I panicked and instead of waving, I lifted my arm straight out in a Hitler salute. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32832) - you deserved it (6568)

On 03/22/2015 at 8:32pm - misc - by oooooops (man) - United States

Today, a girl was making fun of me for being a virgin and, "never seeing a nipple". I have three. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25898) - you deserved it (2523)

On 03/22/2015 at 3:51pm - health - by uhoh.. - Canada (British Columbia)

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