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by Sam / 02/02/2012 at 11:00pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by pmony / 02/01/2012 at 9:48pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by sorrygrandma / 01/31/2012 at 10:34pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. I presented her with an oil painting of her that I'd been working on for over a month, and she started to cry. I thought it was because she liked it, until she asked if she really looks that ugly and disproportionate in real life. FML
by Anonymous / 01/29/2012 at 2:09pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, I was sitting on a bus. I'm deaf. An old lady looked very angry at me and started talking. Then she looked like she was screaming. I had to type on my phone that I'm deaf. Apparently, I'd been stepping on her foot. She decided to poke me in the eye and type, "Now you're blind too." FML
by Come on / 01/28/2012 at 7:46pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by soawkward / 01/26/2012 at 2:09pm / Canada (Quebec) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/26/2012 at 6:53am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was drinking from a water bottle while in a lecture. The water caught in my throat and it felt like I was choking to death. Instead of asking me if I was okay or trying to help, the guy sitting next to me told me to shut up. FML
by Anonymous / 01/25/2012 at 12:21pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, a coworker thought it would be funny to put a tack on my chair. When I sat down, it went directly into my butt. When I sprang up, I hit my head on a lamp. I then hit my head on my desk on the way down. FML
by Benjamin / 01/25/2012 at 12:03am / United States (California) / Work
by me / 01/24/2012 at 10:40pm / Canada / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/24/2012 at 9:58pm / United States (Oregon) / Work
by Jeff G. / 01/22/2012 at 7:31pm / United States (Arkansas) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/22/2012 at 9:17am / United States (North Carolina) / Transportation
Today, I got really bored so I posted on Facebook "Someone should kidnap me for the day." My mom commented, "The only things willing to kidnap you are aliens, and that would be because they'd mistaken you for a cow." 16 people liked her comment. FML
by LonerCow / 01/20/2012 at 10:15am / United States / Miscellaneous
by toothpaste / 01/19/2012 at 7:17am / Australia (New South Wales) / Transportation