About datgamerchick : Jess. I'm 19, and I like funny things. Good grammar is sexy.
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Today, my dad informed me that my prom dress makes me look chubby from the side, gives me "back fat", and that I wouldn't want to go to prom looking like that. I tried to ignore his hurtful comments and tell myself I was beautiful. Then the clasp broke. FML
by Winx / 03/16/2012 at 3:13am / United States (Alaska) / Miscellaneous
Today, my friend told me how she crept out last night to hook up with her boyfriend. At one point, she said she "snack" out, so I corrected her by saying it's "snuck". My boyfriend snorted, showed us in a dictionary that it's actually "sneaked" and called us "fucking idiots". FML
by argh / 03/02/2012 at 7:14pm / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by Jessica / 02/28/2012 at 2:38pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by malloreigh / 02/28/2012 at 12:19am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by Miss_Kristen / 02/26/2012 at 10:31am / United States (Missouri) / Work
Today, I was talking to my grandpa while he was gardening outside. Suddenly I feel this hard, salty thing fly into my mouth and I spit it out. It turned out to be a beetle. My grandpa takes one look at the beetle and says, "Well, at least that poor bug finally got you to shut up." FML
by vw / 02/20/2012 at 12:05am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by 97 / 02/17/2012 at 4:10pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I had a debate with my girlfriend about whether giving birth or getting kicked in the balls hurts more. It ended up with her kicking me in the balls. I was the one who said giving birth hurt more. FML
by Anonymous / 02/11/2012 at 11:25pm / United States / Transportation
by Silver_Samurai / 02/08/2012 at 10:24pm / Netherlands / Work
by Emily / 02/07/2012 at 3:39pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by inked / 02/05/2012 at 12:54am / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous
by WayTooMuchFacebook / 02/04/2012 at 12:07am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was using a restroom when I heard someone sneeze. I said, "Bless you." It happened again about three times, so I repeated myself each time. I then noticed it was an automatic air freshener. FML
by coleslaw / 02/03/2012 at 12:25am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Sam / 02/02/2012 at 11:00pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous