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About datgamerchick : Jess. I'm 18, and I like funny things. Good grammar is sexy.

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Today, my dad informed me that my prom dress makes me look chubby from the side, gives me "back fat", and that I wouldn't want to go to prom looking like that. I tried to ignore his hurtful comments and tell myself I was beautiful. Then the clasp broke. FML

#19287255
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25469) - you deserved it (10189)

On 03/16/2012 at 3:13am - misc - by Winx - United States (Alaska)

Today, my new roommate told me he was bisexual. A little concerned, I opened up and told him that made me uncomfortable. His reply: "Oh don't worry, I'm only attracted to good looking guys." FML

#19232371
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12885) - you deserved it (45296)

On 03/07/2012 at 9:01am - misc - by Leland - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my friend told me how she crept out last night to hook up with her boyfriend. At one point, she said she "snack" out, so I corrected her by saying it's "snuck". My boyfriend snorted, showed us in a dictionary that it's actually "sneaked" and called us "fucking idiots". FML

#19204484
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8577) - you deserved it (28273)

On 03/02/2012 at 7:14pm - misc - by argh (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I got my score back for the monologue I performed. I got points taken off for "seeming nervous." My character was supposed to be nervous. FML

#19182467
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30017) - you deserved it (2374)

On 02/28/2012 at 2:38pm - misc - by Jessica - United States (Texas)

Today, I was eating a meatball sub when a meatball fell out and rolled into my hair and all down my shirt. I couldn't find the missing meatball anywhere. I found it later, in my handbag. FML

#19179734
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23037) - you deserved it (4059)

On 02/28/2012 at 12:19am - misc - by malloreigh (woman) - Australia

Today, an African-American family came into the restaurant at which I work. They said, "Jackson, party of 5." After I laughed, I realized they were serious. FML

#19166851
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17239) - you deserved it (29596)

On 02/26/2012 at 10:31am - work - by Miss_Kristen - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was talking to my grandpa while he was gardening outside. Suddenly I feel this hard, salty thing fly into my mouth and I spit it out. It turned out to be a beetle. My grandpa takes one look at the beetle and says, "Well, at least that poor bug finally got you to shut up." FML

#19119481
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22558) - you deserved it (5866)

On 02/20/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by vw (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was so broke and hungry that I went to Olive Garden and faked being stood up, just so I could eat their breadsticks. FML

#19101207
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36198) - you deserved it (5589)

On 02/17/2012 at 4:10pm - misc - by 97 (woman) - United States

Today, I had a debate with my girlfriend about whether giving birth or getting kicked in the balls hurts more. It ended up with her kicking me in the balls. I was the one who said giving birth hurt more. FML

#19053808
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30359) - you deserved it (5800)

On 02/12/2012 at 1:17am - love - by OwMyBalls (man) -

Today, after parking my car, I was informed by an incredibly hot girl that my tail light was faulty. I tried hitting it to make it work again. Guess who has 5 stitches and a smashed tail light? FML

#19052794
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6412) - you deserved it (31328)

On 02/11/2012 at 11:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had a technical skill test as a nurse. My objective was to help the patient defecate, but my opening sentence came out as: "Hello, I'm Jan. I'm here to help you take a shit." FML

#19030539
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20748) - you deserved it (9321)

On 02/08/2012 at 10:24pm - work - by Silver_Samurai (man) - Netherlands

Today, I had to explain to this really intimidating girl that I wasn't giving her a dirty look, and that it was just my face at rest. FML

#19018819
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21921) - you deserved it (2564)

On 02/07/2012 at 3:39pm - misc - by Emily (woman) - United States

Today, I showed off my new tattoo to my friends. Too bad it says "Walk Earless" now instead of "Walk Fearless." That's right, I'm now supporting Van Gogh. FML

#18997714
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13447) - you deserved it (27808)

On 02/05/2012 at 12:54am - misc - by inked - United States (Alabama)

Today, I read some funny scribblings on a wall in the bathroom stall. My first instinct was to "Like" it. FML

#18988711
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9188) - you deserved it (28643)

On 02/04/2012 at 12:07am - misc - by WayTooMuchFacebook (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was using a restroom when I heard someone sneeze. I said, "Bless you." It happened again about three times, so I repeated myself each time. I then noticed it was an automatic air freshener. FML

#18981474
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15891) - you deserved it (22804)

On 02/03/2012 at 12:25am - misc - by coleslaw (woman) - United States (Texas)



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