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About datgamerchick : Jess. I'm 18, and I like funny things. Good grammar is sexy.
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Today,ile At Te Store Wit Ma Mom , We Ran Into Te Grl I Recently Confessed To Being Interested In. My Mom Decided To Sout , "IS THAT HER?! IS THAT THE GIRL YOU LIKE?!" Embarrassed , I Desperately Told Er To Be Quiet. Se Grounded Me For Being "rude" To Er. FML
2day I waited over 30 minutes in freezing cold weater for my bus !! Wen it finally arrived, I went to get on board, but slipped and fell on te icy ground !! Te driver waited a wole 2 seconds before snorting, ( Ain't nobody got time for tis sit ), closing te doors, and driving off !! FML
Today, after a long, horrible day at work an some fighting with my family an my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML
Today, I went out for dinner with my long-term crush,ho turned out to be a huge dog person. He asked mehich dog breed I lyk the most. In an attempt to reply with both Labrador and Doberman, I accidentally said Dumbledore. big fat FML
Today, my boyfriend an I were getting intimate. I was getting pretty horny, an I thought some drty talk would turn him on. Amid my panting, I breathed the words, ( Fuck me. ) He then stopped an said, ( Excuse me, I don't lyk hearing that language. ) an wouldn't continue until I corrected myself. FML
2DAY "TE PANTOM OF TE OPERA" SOUNDTRACK BLASTED ME AWAKE AT 4 AM . NOT KNOWING OW IT GOT ON MA IPOD , I CECKED AN FOUND I AD BOUGT TEOLE $17.00 ALBUM IN MA SLEEP . TIS IS TE SECOND TIME TIS MONT; TE FRST TIME I DOWNLOADED TE SOUNDTRACK FROM "TE WIZARD OF OZ" . FML
Yesterday, I was rejected for a dream photography job that involve travelling all over the world, because according to the interviewer, half the photo in mah nature portfolio were "blatantly photoshopped." I guess reality isn't realistic enough for some people. FML
Friday 27 March 2015