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datgamerchick

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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About datgamerchick : Jess. I'm 19, and I like funny things. Good grammar is sexy.

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Today, at my dental practice, we received a shipment of the stupid flavoured gloves my boss ordered to make the place more "friendly to the kids". I started working in an adult patient's mouth, when he decided to start creepily making out with my fingers. FML

#17661211
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34816) - you deserved it (2866)

On 09/04/2011 at 12:42pm - work - by -- - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML

#17658485
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33955) - you deserved it (3653)

On 09/04/2011 at 1:41am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my best friend and I were playing Call of Duty, when he said he had to go to the bathroom. Curious, I checked his phone. A text message read, "Tell your friend you're going to the bathroom and come eat. Pizza is here." from his dad. Apparently, I'm not good enough to feed. FML

#17657818
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37587) - you deserved it (7536)

On 09/04/2011 at 12:16am - misc - by Pizza-less - United States (Washington)

Today, I tried to scare a new college friend by sneaking up behind her wearing a mask. It worked. And so did her lightning fast reflexes developed from multiple martial arts championships. My 2 cracked ribs, broken nose and bruised ballsack can now be added to her list of achievements. FML

#17649868
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11663) - you deserved it (50147)

On 09/03/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by only1bigdogme - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I have been released from jail because my idiot friends decided to get me a surprise hooker for my birthday. Turns out "Candy" was actually an undercover cop. My friends ditched me. I was the only one arrested. FML

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML

#17649576
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38640) - you deserved it (3636)

On 09/03/2011 at 12:48am - love - by CHStennis_4 - United States (Utah)

Today, I went to a baseball game. On the way in, I managed to trip and get stuck in the turnstile. It took five minutes of flailing and twisting around in front of hundreds of people before I managed to pull myself out. FML

#17646290
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20684) - you deserved it (4231)

On 09/02/2011 at 6:20pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I was in English when I had to use the bathroom. As I was signing out, the teacher said "Don't forget the hall pass!" It was a plunger. I have to walk across my school with a plunger. FML

#17645605
302 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25947) - you deserved it (4918)

On 09/02/2011 at 4:44pm - misc - by d0rk_ - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was in English when I had to use the bathroom. As I was signing out, the teacher said "Don't forget the hall pass!" It was a plunger. I have to walk across my school with a plunger. FML

#17645605
302 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25947) - you deserved it (4918)

On 09/02/2011 at 4:44pm - misc - by d0rk_ - Canada (Quebec)

Today, just after waking up, I caught a glimpse of my girlfriend in the mirror. Not knowing I was awake, she sniffed at her armpits, started gagging, then quietly came back to bed. FML

#17644028
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31321) - you deserved it (4043)

On 09/02/2011 at 12:31pm - love - by Harry Dare - United Kingdom (Walsall)

Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML

#17640475
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51132) - you deserved it (19684)

On 09/01/2011 at 11:44pm - kids - by nyaahaha - United States

Today, my wife told our six year old daughter that the devil beats his wife whenever there's a rainbow. Now she won't stop crying. FML

#17635834
299 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35927) - you deserved it (3927)

On 09/01/2011 at 2:02pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was in a restaurant with my fiancée for dinner. I commented that she had some food around her mouth. She responded with a lecture, then by throwing her hot bowl of noodles at me, before stomping out the restaurant. FML

#17634135
138 comments

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On 09/01/2011 at 6:14am - misc - by Anonymous - China (Shanghai)

Today, my whole family piled into our station wagon just to watch my mom take part in an arm wrestling contest. FML

#17634077
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20491) - you deserved it (3361)

On 09/01/2011 at 5:55am - misc - by Chris75 - United States (Oregon)

Today, while playing with bubble wrap, I dislocated my thumb. FML

#17628790
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25028) - you deserved it (13964)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:02am - health - by Bigpoppa0507 - Canada



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