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datgamerchick
  • Town/Country : Texas, United States
  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 2019
  • Number of comments : 84
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About datgamerchick : Jess. I'm 18, and I like funny things. Good grammar is sexy.

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Today, I was so lonely, I tried to hold hands with plastic "horror hand" I bought for Halloween. FML

#17734152
77 comments

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On 09/13/2011 at 2:11am - love - by Penkkis (woman) - Finland (Lapland)

Today, I apologized to the cat for walking into the laundry room while he was using the litter box. FML

#17734128
117 comments

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On 09/13/2011 at 2:05am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I met an old friend from high school and his hot girlfriend. I jokingly said she must be blind to go out with him. His response: "Yeah, she is." FML

#17728499
159 comments

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On 09/12/2011 at 3:25pm - misc - by aru9 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML

#17727595
390 comments

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On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was at a pie auction. During it, I had to hold a pie in a glass case to be sold. In the middle of the auction, I raised my hand to scratch my face, and dropped the pie and broke the glass. It was worth $1000. FML

#17714395
145 comments

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On 09/10/2011 at 9:18pm - money - by calebeutsler - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at a pie auction. During it, I had to hold a pie in a glass case to be sold. In the middle of the auction, I raised my hand to scratch my face, and dropped the pie and broke the glass. It was worth $1000. FML

#17714395
145 comments

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On 09/10/2011 at 9:18pm - money - by calebeutsler - United States (Texas)

Today, I was eating some popcorn with a guy, and I noticed a piece of hair coming out my mouth. I pulled it... and pulled it... and eventually some popcorn pieces came out attached to the end of the hair. I was so embarrassed, he tried to make me feel better by saying it looked like a magic trick. FML

#17708928
110 comments

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On 09/10/2011 at 1:57am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was masturbating while chewing gum. Halfway into the session, the gum flew down my throat, causing me to violently choke. My mom had to rush in and help me while I still had my pants around my ankles. FML

#17706134
167 comments

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On 09/09/2011 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by omfgnooo (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was walking down the street when a police officer started walking behind me with his dog. I sped up and tried to cross the road. He took this as suspicious and got the dog to take me to the floor. I've been afraid of dogs since I was 5. FML

#17702644
121 comments

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On 09/09/2011 at 5:59am - animals - by D (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I was at the book store when a book caught my eye: Overcoming Anxiety For Dummies. I wanted to look through the book but I was too nervous to pick it up, thinking everyone in the store would look at me. FML

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111 comments

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On 09/08/2011 at 8:01pm - health - by Mack - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML

#17691004
118 comments

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On 09/07/2011 at 7:53pm - misc - by me - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my social anxiety got so bad that I'm now afraid to add people on Facebook. FML

#17686086
143 comments

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On 09/07/2011 at 1:23am - health - by pottie69 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I approached my daughter and told her she needs to clean her room. Her response was, "Thank you Captain Obvious." She's 4. FML

#17670632
174 comments

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On 09/05/2011 at 1:04pm - kids - by kidswithnomanners (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, at my dental practice, we received a shipment of the stupid flavoured gloves my boss ordered to make the place more "friendly to the kids". I started working in an adult patient's mouth, when he decided to start creepily making out with my fingers. FML

#17661211
120 comments

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On 09/04/2011 at 12:42pm - work - by -- - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML

#17658485
136 comments

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On 09/04/2011 at 1:41am - love - by Anonymous - United States



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