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by shamed / 11/05/2011 at 11:59am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by mcadabax / 11/05/2011 at 7:06am / Canada (New Brunswick) / Miscellaneous
Today, at work, my mouse cursor kept randomly moving all over the screen, and messed up an entire day's attempted work. As I was leaving, I overheard one of my co-workers saying he'd plugged a wireless mouse adapter into my computer, and had been trolling me all day. FML
by tech_support / 11/04/2011 at 12:05pm / Sweden (Vastra Gotaland) / Work
by EunJung / 11/03/2011 at 8:16pm / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 11/02/2011 at 11:15am / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was hurriedly doing laundry. I threw a second load in the dryer and slammed the door shut. All of a sudden, I heard scratching and whining coming from the dryer. My cat probably hates me now. FML
by benji / 11/01/2011 at 3:02pm / United States (Michigan) / Animals
by Anonymous / 11/01/2011 at 5:03am / United States / Miscellaneous
by yum yogurt / 10/30/2011 at 4:15pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
by sad / 10/25/2011 at 6:15am / Reserved / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/21/2011 at 5:27pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Work
Today, this weird girl started texting me. I really didn't want to talk to her, so I texted back, "This message could not be delivered because of a temporery network setup error. Error 2128-226110." She replied, "You spelt temporary wrong." FML
by tommyboy783 / 10/19/2011 at 9:38pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
by lolilovemyboyfriend / 10/19/2011 at 10:37am / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
Today, my best friend who I have known for ten years recommended I didn't continue a relationship with my girlfriend. I thought she wanted to go out with me which I was hoping for, for a long time. Turns out she wanted to go out with her. FML
by anonymous / 10/19/2011 at 8:19am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years felt comfortable enough with me to disclose that he had previously spent 4 years in a mental institute because he tried to kill his mother. He also told me we will be together forever. I'm scared. FML
Today, I made a half-hour bike ride to the movie store, only to realize I'd forgotten my money. I made the ride back home, grabbed my money, went back to the store, paid, then made a second ride home. I got home exhausted, and opened the case. They gave me the wrong movie. FML
by CPD / 10/15/2011 at 12:12am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I was feeling really horny. I decided to send dirty texts to my girlfriend. I sent the first… Today, I was surprised that my husband suggested we take a shower together to save water. He also… Today, my girlfriend was over at my house for the first time. I told her I had to go take a shower,…