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by anonymous / 11/17/2011 at 3:22pm / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
by dharp7 / 11/16/2011 at 12:23am / United States (California) / Love
Today, my boss insisted that we get in the holiday mood by putting up lights, playing Christmas music, and wearing bells on our uniforms. It's not even Thanksgiving yet and I can't even have a tinkle without full-blown jingling. FML
by unhappyelf / 11/14/2011 at 4:53pm / United States / Work
by jocksblow / 11/14/2011 at 8:23am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anon / 11/14/2011 at 3:45am / United States (Nevada) / Work
by honeybadger123 / 11/13/2011 at 8:11pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got home late to find my dad outside mowing the lawn in the dark. I told him the neighbors were going to think he lost his marbles for mowing it at that time. He then informed me he wasn't mowing it, he was vacuuming it. FML
by Anonymous / 11/13/2011 at 3:40am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by weswithaute / 11/13/2011 at 1:53am / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids
by Nico / 11/12/2011 at 10:42am / France / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/12/2011 at 12:34am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by embarrassed / 11/11/2011 at 10:17am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by Anonymous / 11/09/2011 at 12:20pm / Romania (Mures) / Work
by Anonymous / 11/09/2011 at 7:55am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend threatened to leave me if I didn't follow her latest fad of becoming a goth, which involves dressing like an undertaker's haunted hearse and putting on eyeliner. Last week she was into Reggae and beanie hats. FML
by Anonymous / 11/09/2011 at 7:27am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
by hurtsmyears / 11/06/2011 at 8:23pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, my mom got a jukebox. She hasn't stopped playing the music on a high volume for the past two… Today, I realized I finally had enough money saved to surprise my girlfriend with her dream trip to… Today, I found out my sister is so cheap she used all the gas I put in the car to drive to the city…