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About datgamerchick : Jess. I'm 18, and I like funny things. Good grammar is sexy.

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Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Her exact words used were "I like the idea of you, but I don't like you." I still don't know what that means. FML

#18260922
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29731) - you deserved it (3286)

On 11/16/2011 at 12:23am - love - by dharp7 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boss insisted that we get in the holiday mood by putting up lights, playing Christmas music, and wearing bells on our uniforms. It's not even Thanksgiving yet and I can't even have a tinkle without full-blown jingling. FML

#18247729
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20014) - you deserved it (2352)

On 11/14/2011 at 4:53pm - work - by unhappyelf - United States

Today, I found an old jock strap in my tuba. FML

#18244771
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24076) - you deserved it (3876)

On 11/14/2011 at 8:23am - misc - by jocksblow - United States

Today, I carpooled with my co-worker whose girlfriend has left him. The radio was playing the song "Jar of Hearts." He then began to sing intensely, and broke down crying. FML

#18244080
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27579) - you deserved it (2876)

On 11/14/2011 at 3:45am - work - by Anon - United States (Nevada)

Today, I bought weed for the first time. The dealer was an undercover cop. FML

Today, I got home late to find my dad outside mowing the lawn in the dark. I told him the neighbors were going to think he lost his marbles for mowing it at that time. He then informed me he wasn't mowing it, he was vacuuming it. FML

#18234990
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27680) - you deserved it (2082)

On 11/13/2011 at 3:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my daughter asked me how to spell "Orange". "O-R-A-N-G-E" I replied. Without missing a beat, she says "No, I mean the colour, not the fruit." She is 16. FML

#18234448
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41473) - you deserved it (7194)

On 11/13/2011 at 1:53am - kids - by weswithaute - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, like every day since my birth, my name is Spreme. Yeah, you probably have trouble pronouncing it correctly too. FML

#18227248
465 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41108) - you deserved it (3187) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/12/2011 at 10:42am - misc - by Nico - France

Today, I found a note on my door that said "I masturbate to your pictures on Facebook." Someone else wrote "like" at the bottom. FML

#18224618
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39155) - you deserved it (7744)

On 11/12/2011 at 12:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML

#18217676
376 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8620) - you deserved it (108819)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:17am - kids - by embarrassed - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I realized I have to choose between being unemployed or putting up with my perverted boss who desperately wants me. I'm a guy and so is he. FML

#18201321
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38511) - you deserved it (3133)

On 11/09/2011 at 12:20pm - work - by Anonymous - Romania (Mures)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mum walked in and told him to pull out and show her that he was wearing a condom, and not just saying he was. FML

#18200253
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56911) - you deserved it (8435)

On 11/09/2011 at 7:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my girlfriend threatened to leave me if I didn't follow her latest fad of becoming a goth, which involves dressing like an undertaker's haunted hearse and putting on eyeliner. Last week she was into Reggae and beanie hats. FML

#18200183
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28894) - you deserved it (12183)

On 11/09/2011 at 7:27am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had to endure yet another evening of the old man in the apartment above me screaming, "No, I don't want to shave my nose hair, you crazy bitch." He lives alone. FML

#18178318
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27962) - you deserved it (1992)

On 11/06/2011 at 8:23pm - misc - by hurtsmyears (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my father met my boyfriend for the first time at dinner. The only thing he said to him the whole evening was, "Are you circumcised?" FML

#18164044
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31189) - you deserved it (2940)

On 11/05/2011 at 11:59am - misc - by shamed - United Kingdom



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