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  • Birth Date : Sunday 2 September 1990 (24 years)
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Today, after backpacking acrossing Europe for a month, I picked up my dog from the doghouse. No one will listen to me or acknowledge the fact that he's now missing two toes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32026) - you deserved it (2252)

On 07/05/2012 at 12:30pm - animals - by tagteam - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my brother's best friend spent the night and was changing with the door partially open. He's super hot and as I was watching him change, he sneezed. Forgetting he didn't know I was watching him, I said bless you. He called me a freak, slammed the door in my face and told my parents. FML

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On 08/02/2009 at 6:03pm - misc - by jeeperspeepers (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was talking to my mom. During the conversation she asked me, "Does he take his leg off when you guys are having sex?" Referring to the guy I've been seeing who has a prosthetic leg. My dad then asked, "Does he beat you with it too if you've been naughty?" FML

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On 03/04/2009 at 6:07pm - intimacy - by Girl123999 (woman) - United States (California)



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