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Today, I took my driving test. As I was about to turn at a green light, a car sped toward us from the other direction, running a red light. My instructor failed me because I stopped to avoid getting rammed. Apparently I should have kept going, because it was my right of way. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59917) - you deserved it (3212)

On 08/10/2013 at 3:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML

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