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darkmis1
  • Town/Country : Slippery Rock, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 9 February 1991 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 125546
  • Number of comments : 2122
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 45 posted

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Today, I had just finished an elaborate charcoal drawing as part of a college application that took a good week. When I read over the requirements, I found out it needed to be done in graphite pencil. FML

#19054898 (164)

I agree, your life sucks (1770) - you deserved it (4079)

On 02/12/2012 at 5:36am - misc - by Lameartist -

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why having sex with him was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty Pringles can. FML

#18772275 (149)

I agree, your life sucks (2921) - you deserved it (7079)

On 01/11/2012 at 12:42am - intimacy - by bunnyluver4545 - United States (Texas)

Today, a friend told me over MSN that her father had died. Trying to express some solidarity, I went to send her a tearful smiley. I accidentally sent her the dancing pig animation instead. FML

#18644636 (179)

I agree, your life sucks (5374) - you deserved it (7207) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/29/2011 at 2:32pm - misc - by Kevin - France

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years felt comfortable enough with me to disclose that he had previously spent 4 years in a mental institute because he tried to kill his mother. He also told me we will be together forever. I'm scared. FML

#18005142 (280)

I agree, your life sucks (16399) - you deserved it (1446)

On 10/17/2011 at 6:02am - love - by bubba - China

Today, I'd just finished feeding my parrot and sweeping all the seeds under the cage. As I was walking away, my parrot whistled. I turned around to see him get up onto the food dish, pick up a clawful of food and toss it on the floor. FML

#17918212 (168)

I agree, your life sucks (17844) - you deserved it (2793)

On 10/06/2011 at 6:20am - misc - by kemando - Canada (Alberta)

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Today, my grandpa told me what he'd do if he was president. I sat there for 30 minutes listening to how he'd get rid of prisons, send all the prisoners to a desert for 5 years and give them a gun to fight over. And then he'd surgically attach child molesters' penises to their foreheads. FML

#17556947 (441)

I agree, your life sucks (21034) - you deserved it (3596)

On 08/23/2011 at 10:46am - intimacy - by Andrew (man) - United States

Today, I was sitting in the hospital waiting area. An old lady was crying, and my five year old daughter asked her, "Are you okay?" The woman quietly nodded, prompting my daughter to scream at the top of her lungs, "Well shut up then!" FML

#17391065 (301)

I agree, your life sucks (24760) - you deserved it (6696)

On 08/06/2011 at 9:40pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got a complaint from my neighbor about a little girl staring at her through my guest bedroom window for the past month. I live alone. And now I'm scared to live in my own house. FML

#17349963 (456)

I agree, your life sucks (16764) - you deserved it (993)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:04am - misc - by soccerbuddyz - United States (Florida)

Today, while walking home from work, a young teenage girl ran up behind me and dumped a carton of milk on my head. She said, "The cow master baptizes you!" and then ran in the opposite direction, cackling madly. FML

#17301663 (265)

I agree, your life sucks (10598) - you deserved it (1028)

On 07/29/2011 at 8:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I discovered that when you buy ropes, duct tapes, a shovel, razor blades, a fire poker, and a carton of cigs, the police can turn up and search your house for 'prisoners'. Those items were actually coincidental. FML

#17182524 (257)

I agree, your life sucks (25697) - you deserved it (5105)

On 07/19/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by gntfmlingnow - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got a letter back from the family I will be staying with as a part of an exchange program. Apparently they own a slaughterhouse type farm, and I'm expected to kill one of their animals and eat it as a gift from the family. I'm a vegan. FML

#15927164 (238)

I agree, your life sucks (28665) - you deserved it (12473)

On 04/25/2011 at 10:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I had a dream I was kidnapped by Charlie Sheen. FML

#15912541 (346)

I agree, your life sucks (24761) - you deserved it (8543)

On 04/24/2011 at 9:10pm - misc - by woahitbechels - United States (Tennessee)

Today, while skiing on Mammoth Mountain, a man dressed in an Easter Bunny costume snowboarded into me and sent me flying. Not only did he hurt my wrist, he also threw an Easter egg at me, yelled "Happy Easter", and snowboarded away. FML

#15911784 (105)

I agree, your life sucks (17207) - you deserved it (2709)

On 04/24/2011 at 7:49pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I finally started my job as an in-home caregiver. The man I was hired to care for died two hours after I made it to his house. FML

#15834810 (170)

I agree, your life sucks (33475) - you deserved it (2484)

On 04/18/2011 at 3:24pm - work - by nurseITHINKNOT - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I decided to improve my posture by sitting through all of my classes with my shoulders and back completely straight. Pretty soon I couldn't move my shoulders at all. I had to go to the chiropractor. It turns out that in trying to improve my posture, I misaligned my spine instead. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20876) - you deserved it (4425)

On 03/07/2011 at 2:39pm - health - by Less (woman) - Reserved