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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 January 1984 (31 years)
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Today, L Groundd Mah 17-year-old Son From His Computer Because Of His Terrible Attitude Towards His Homework!! As Payback, He Convincd Mah 5-year-old Daughter That If She Goes To Sleep, She'll Never Wake Up!! I Now Have A Hysterical And Sleepless Child To Deal With!! FML

Today, L Groundd Mah 17-year-old Son From His Computer Because Of His Terrible Attitude Towards His Homework!! As Payback, He Convincd Mah 5-year-old Daughter That If She Goes To Sleep, She'll Never Wake Up!! I Now Have A Hysterical And Sleepless Child To Deal With!! FML

Today, in my AP Biology class, a student informed us she'd read that Antarctica had completely melted due to global warming, to which my friend looool gushed, "Yeah! It's been melted for, like, months." FML

#20193921
172 comments

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On 12/06/2012 at 3:47pm - misc - by bieberslayer (woman) - United States

Today I Found Out Mah New Girlfriend Is A Screamer. This Would Normally Turn Me On Except She Sounds Like She's Bieng Murdered With A Rusty Fork. Mega FML

#20193609
166 comments

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On 12/06/2012 at 9:24am - intimacy - by Dontwaketheneighbors (man) - United States (California)

todayhile I was at a urinal, a man came up to use the one next to me. He then said, ( I guess this ishere all the dicks hang out. ) He then stared at me until I left. FML

#20190054
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On 12/03/2012 at 9:14pm - misc - by reedcarter -

Today , My Mom And I Took My Senile Grandmother To The Mall , Since She Doesn't Get Out Much. She Complained It Was Hot , Then Took Her Clothing Off In The Middle Of The Food Court. It Took Us Thirty Minute To Make Her Put Her Shirt Back On. FML

#20187746
91 comments

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On 12/02/2012 at 9:05am - misc - by Sam - United States (Indiana)

Today, mah friands and I wara playing truth or dara gama. It was lata and wa wara drunk, so thay darad ma to run nakad into mah naighbor's yard whila yalling, "Halp! Tha pixias took mah panis!" I ran scraaming right into thair big family raunion. maga FML

#20172584
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On 11/21/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by nekkidness (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, mah dad asked me to send mah mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat . I pulled up mah mom's contact on his phone, and I found that mah mom had recently sent mah dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, ( We miss you . ) FML

#20164798
104 comments

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On 11/15/2012 at 9:45pm - love - by Sexting Parents - United States (New Jersey)

Taday my mom has officially lost 100 pounds due to a lap-band surgery. After sharing her excitement she also shared her troubles. She said "Everything hangs now even my cooter. Can they fix that?" Thank u for the mental image mom. fat FML

#20159898
87 comments

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On 11/12/2012 at 12:25am - health - by KtSue - United States

today I deliverd a pizza to a guy so high out of his mind that I had to let myself in an set it down on a table , because he'd forgotten how to walk , an was on the ground sobbing. FML

#20157750
191 comments

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On 11/10/2012 at 4:14pm - misc - by anon - United States (Washington)

Yesterday, on looool job as a police officer, I received a typical domestic disturbance call. Not so typical was te address. Guess wife's affair went terribly wrongile I was on sift. FML

#20155904
119 comments

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On 11/09/2012 at 2:18am - love - by SebastianMiko (man) - Canada (Alberta)

YASTARDAY MA GRLFRIAND DID TA WALK OF SAMA IN A SKIMPY HALLOWAAN COSTUMA AFTAR A NIGT OF DRUNKAN SAX. PROBLAM? TA WALK ANDAD AT MA DOORSTAP... AND TA SAX WAS WIT A STRANGAR. FML

#20145433
194 comments

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On 11/03/2012 at 6:02am - intimacy - by heartbroke (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. My dad looked at im and said, "Nice outfit, but it's a little late fir Halloween." Before I could intervene, my boyfriend said tat joke ad been done to deat, to wic my dad retorted, "Yea, so as your mum." Instant fistfigt. FML

#20144826
150 comments

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On 11/02/2012 at 7:50pm - love - by for fuck sake dad (woman) - Ireland (Limerick)

TODAY, I DISCOVERD A BROWN RECLUSE SPIDER IN MY HOUSE. BEFORE I COULD SMASH IT, IT ESCAPD UNDER THE DOOR. NOW I'M FREAKD OUT AND WEARING BOOTS AND GLOVES, CLUTCHING AT MY KITTENS AND WAITING FIR IT TO APPEAR. MY DAD LAUGHS EVERYTIME HE WALKS PAST. MEGA FML

#20141607
144 comments

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On 10/31/2012 at 1:09pm - animals - by NotSpiderman (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, mah boyfriend of a year broke up with me by saying, "It's not you, it's me. I have a terrible taste in women." FML

#20140004
100 comments

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On 10/30/2012 at 9:27am - love - by LonelyMe -



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