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darkgodxvx
  • Town/Country : Canada, Soviet Canuckistan
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 20 January 1992 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 558
  • Number of comments : 62
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About darkgodxvx : Enough about me, how about you "eh"? Drop me a line for some good old conversating. Working DJ/Producer. I love music and love being in the industry! In constant pain (body wise) My motto : Be awesome. Cheers!

I used to be a Mary fellow. Merry caused me to be. As Meghan said she: "you could not believe my name as such". I told her that I Donson believe her and that with her I would always be MMD-ly in love; as Mary or Merry or Meghan I told her it did not matter.
She was extraordinary but didn't believe it. Ordinary I am, yet with her I felt all right. Only too late did I see, that I had not seen it and better off without me she would always be. I hope that Merry Mary is happy wherever she be, and has every reason to live.
Now I can look to the future and hope for just one more shining star.
... So that I can refuse to grow up and lose the next; just like the last. Life is a never ending party.
Here's to MMD from your bestest boo forever

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Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML

#13026235
417 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28824) - you deserved it (26801)

On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, at work, a three year old chucked a chocolate bar at me. It hit me square in the face. Her father praised her for her "quality arm." FML

#13024649
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17713) - you deserved it (1894)

On 09/12/2010 at 8:08pm - misc - by tenthousandspoon - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I admitted to my mother that I've had sex with my boyfriend. She seemed to handle it well, but when my boyfriend came over, she condemned him to hell in between asking him what he would like to have for dinner. FML

#13019644
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21722) - you deserved it (9039)

On 09/12/2010 at 12:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had a nice, open chat with my mother. I accidentally let slip that I'm a nymphomaniac. She accidentally let slip that my dad is bad in bed. I don't think either of us will be chatting so openly for awhile. FML

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121 comments

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On 09/12/2010 at 12:07am - intimacy - by ewmomew (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I noticed I give myself pep-talks when I'm lonely. FML

#13010749
111 comments

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On 09/11/2010 at 10:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I had diarrhea in a Walmart bathroom for 15 minutes. Apparently, so did the guy in the stall next to me. He attempted to make small talk to pass the time. FML

#13005012
102 comments

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On 09/11/2010 at 2:59pm - misc - by wantontsu -

Today, I found out why I had been waking up feeling like crap for the past week. I found tufts of cat fur in my pillow case, and I am allergic to cats. My little brother thought I would get so sick, and he could have my XBox. FML

#12999181
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24819) - you deserved it (1960)

On 09/11/2010 at 1:31am - health - by fuzzy1895 (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML

#9770202
234 comments

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On 04/10/2010 at 1:00am - money - by lance - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I tried to get my girlfriend of nine months to have oral sex with me. She was eating a hot dog. She then said, "If you ask me again, this is what I'll do to you." She then bit the hot dog in half. FML

#6989105
190 comments

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On 12/28/2009 at 5:16am - intimacy - by Dontworryaboutit (man) - United States (New York)

Today, the police came to my door and told me about a woman who called the cops on me because she said that I had been following her in my car. We were on the highway. FML

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47 comments

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On 11/02/2009 at 11:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was playing songs at a funeral in my church. As the organ wasn't in tune I had to use an electronic piano instead. All was going well until in the end of a speech, I accidentally hit the 'demo' button. None of the grieving relatives were impressed by my drum beats and turntable scratches. FML

#4344107
75 comments

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On 08/06/2009 at 8:22pm - work - by Jacky-Boy (man) - United Kingdom (Liverpool)

Today, I found out just how thin the walls at my new student flat are. They are so thin in fact, that I can hear the creepy guy next door say my full name over and over again very slowly whilst masturbating rigorously. FML

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301 comments

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On 06/09/2009 at 9:36am - intimacy - by SleepyKirsty (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)



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