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About darkgodxvx : Enough about me, how about you "eh"? Drop me a line for some good old conversating. Working DJ/Producer. I love music and love being in the industry! In constant pain (body wise) My motto : Be awesome. Cheers!
I used to be a Mary fellow. Merry caused me to be. As Meghan said she: "you could not believe my name as such". I told her that I Donson believe her and that with her I would always be MMD-ly in love; as Mary or Merry or Meghan I told her it did not matter.
She was extraordinary but didn't believe it. Ordinary I am, yet with her I felt all right. Only too late did I see, that I had not seen it and better off without me she would always be. I hope that Merry Mary is happy wherever she be, and has every reason to live.
Now I can look to the future and hope for just one more shining star.
... So that I can refuse to grow up and lose the next; just like the last. Life is a never ending party.
Here's to MMD from your bestest boo forever
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