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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 20 January 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 660
  • Number of comments : 62
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About darkgodxvx : Enough about me, how about you "eh"? Drop me a line for some good old conversating. Working DJ/Producer. I love music and love being in the industry! In constant pain (body wise) My motto : Be awesome. Cheers!

I used to be a Mary fellow. Merry caused me to be. As Meghan said she: "you could not believe my name as such". I told her that I Donson believe her and that with her I would always be MMD-ly in love; as Mary or Merry or Meghan I told her it did not matter.
She was extraordinary but didn't believe it. Ordinary I am, yet with her I felt all right. Only too late did I see, that I had not seen it and better off without me she would always be. I hope that Merry Mary is happy wherever she be, and has every reason to live.
Now I can look to the future and hope for just one more shining star.
... So that I can refuse to grow up and lose the next; just like the last. Life is a never ending party.
Here's to MMD from your bestest boo forever

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On 08/13/2011 at 3:25am - love - by badass - United States

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On 03/21/2011 at 3:15pm - misc - by lonely - United States

Today, our class was focusing on discrimination, and our teacher asked us if anyone had ever felt discriminated against. I put my hand up to share a story, and my teacher immediately said "It's because you're ginger, isn't it?" That's not what I was going to say. FML

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On 10/08/2010 at 6:31am - health - by lmastr64 - Sent from mobile version

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On 09/22/2010 at 4:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

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