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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 April 1992 (23 years)
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About darkestxlovve : 20 years old, mother of two, obsessed with Zelda. That about sums it up.

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Today, at my mother's funeral, as everyone was around her casket for the viewing, my 5-year-old son in cluelessness of what was going on shouted, "Grandma is more fun when she isn't sleeping." Everyone cried. FML


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On 02/25/2013 at 6:00pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, it's my boyfriend's birthday. He really likes Legend of Zelda, so I put on a Link hat, took my clothes off, and waited for him at his place. He came home with a hooker. FML


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