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darkestxlovve

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 April 1992 (24 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 66
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About darkestxlovve : 20 years old, mother of two, obsessed with Zelda. That about sums it up.

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Visits<b>Curtar2</b> - the 02/20/2013 at 3:32pm

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Today, at my mother's funeral, as everyone was around her casket for the viewing, my 5-year-old son in cluelessness of what was going on shouted, "Grandma is more fun when she isn't sleeping." Everyone cried. FML

by Anonymous / 02/25/2013 at 6:00pm / United States (New Jersey) / Kids

Today, it's my boyfriend's birthday. He really likes Legend of Zelda, so I put on a Link hat, took my clothes off, and waited for him at his place. He came home with a hooker. FML

by excusemeprincess / 02/11/2013 at 12:08pm / United States (New York) / Love

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