About darkestxlovve : 20 years old, mother of two, obsessed with Zelda. That about sums it up.
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Today, at my mother's funeral, as everyone was around her casket for the viewing, my 5-year-old son in cluelessness of what was going on shouted, "Grandma is more fun when she isn't sleeping." Everyone cried. FML
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