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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 13 March 1974 (41 years)
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About darkelf549 : Married father of 2 of the best kids....well at 18 & 21 I use the term loosely. Just a regular guy that likes to laugh. More times than not bc I can relate to the stories here. Want to know more, feel free to ask.

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Today, I was making love to my fiancée, when she dug her nails into my back and told me to "choke" her like I did last night. I was at work last night. FML


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