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daphish
  • Town/Country : Texas, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 November 1940 (72 years)
  • Number of visits : 99
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About daphish : Hello, my name is Gary Busey and I work as an underwater MMO fighter, but my real passion is competitive soap carving. My favourite types of music are whale core (whale sounds + death core) and Sudanese pop (#DarfurSwag). Since we do not have technology in the South I have to control the internet with my technokenesis ability that I got when I watched the enter Friends second season box set. I have 6 wives and 74 1/2 children (my mom's Mexican and my dad's Mormon) and I have never had dysentery. Thnk u 4 raeding

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