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Today, after work, I peeled a parking ticket off my windshield. It was so hot that the ink from the ticket made a stamp on my windshield. Now I have a permanent reminder staring me in the face wherever I drive. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26976) - you deserved it (7601)

On 07/24/2010 at 5:49am - work - by wils (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to the physician to check my rear because it was hurting. My usual doctor wasn't available, so he was replaced by a gorgeous woman with big cleavage. when she asked me to pull down my pants, she saw that I had a huge hard on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16146) - you deserved it (19232)

On 02/28/2010 at 7:33pm - intimacy - by Joel_28 - Canada (Ontario)



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