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  • Birth Date : Friday 31 August 1990 (23 years)
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About danplusplus : I'm a computer science major at Boston College. I love technology and music.

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Today, I had a meeting at work with my board of directors for a potential promotion. When one of them told a joke, I politely let out an amused snort. Then, I noticed my director's white shirt and tie covered in red splatter. I nose bled all over the director of my company. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48152) - you deserved it (4175)

On 06/08/2009 at 2:51pm - work - by Marie (woman) - United States (Arizona)



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