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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 24 February 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1191
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About dannymaxx : Paintball Player HRL soon certified scuba diver, and future warrent officer in the us army

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Today, I finally got a chance to try out my vibrator. I've never orgasmed before with a guy, so I thought there was no hope until my friend gave me the vibrator for my birthday. It was going amazing, better than sex. I was literally 2 seconds away from climaxing when the battery suddenly died. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (70766) - you deserved it (13521)

On 06/15/2009 at 7:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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