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About dannymaxx : Paintball Player HRL soon certified scuba diver, and future warrent officer in the us army
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I finally got a chance to try out my vibrator. I've never orgasmed before with a guy, so I thought there was no hope until my friend gave me the vibrator for my birthday. It was going amazing, better than sex. I was literally 2 seconds away from climaxing when the battery suddenly died. FML
Monday 1 September 2014