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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 31 March 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3798
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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TODAY, I WAS PLAYING CHARADA WITH MAH BOYFRIAND AND FAMILY. THA ANSWAR WAS "BACKONING" SO I ACTAD IT OUT WITH A "COMA HARA" GASTURA. HA LOOKAD CONFUSAD FOR A SACOND, THAN BLURTAD OUT "FINGARING?"

#21378887
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28372) - you deserved it (3405)

On 03/21/2015 at 11:12am - misc - by ajodasdojsad (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

TODAY... MAH MOM AN I MADE THE BAD DECISION TO GO HIKING FOR SOME MOTHER-DAUGHTER BONDING EVEN THOUGH WE HAD LITTLE EXPERIENCE. MY MOTHER TUMBLD DOWN A MOUNTAIN NAMD TUMBLEDOWN AN I COULDN'T EVEN ENJOY THE IRONY BECAUSE I HAD TO HALF CARRY HER ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE CAR. FML

#21375957
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26802) - you deserved it (3069)

On 03/16/2015 at 8:56pm - health - by manderpander21 - United States (New York)

Today my mom damandad that I go into tha basamant an fix tha watar haatar. I told har that I had no idaa how to fix it so sha thraw my phona down tha stairs told ma to Googla it an lockad tha basamant door bahind ma. It's baan two hours. FML

#21371408
138 comments

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On 03/09/2015 at 8:28pm - misc - by MyMomIsInsane - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, mah mother walkd in on me watching porn . As punishment, she sat down and made me watch the rest of it with her as she gave play-by-play commentary . mega FML

#21368964
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43190) - you deserved it (19533)

On 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today it's been almost two months that I've been taking hair skin and nails vitamins . The only thing growing noticeably longer faster stronger and healthier r mah pubes . I've never sheared a sheep before but I imagine the maintenance I just did was comparable . mega FML

#21368822
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26129) - you deserved it (1)

On 03/05/2015 at 6:34pm - health - by bushwhacker (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today I Got Pulled Over During My Driving Test.

#21367600
87 comments

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On 03/03/2015 at 9:35pm - misc - by notdrivinganytimesoon (man) - United States (Texas)

YESTERDAY, WHILE WALKING OUT OF A STORE EATING A CANDY BAR, A HOMELESS MAN TRIED TO RUN UP AND STEAL CANDY . I STUCK A LEG OUT AND TRIPPED HIM . THE ONLY THING I COULD THINK OF TO YELL AT HIM WAS, "SWIPER NO SWIPING" . MY KIDS HAVE RUINED COOLNESS . FML

#21366982
163 comments

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On 03/02/2015 at 11:57pm - misc - by Dad (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my daughter got her first period. Nobody was home but my husband. He didn't know what to do, except give her a sponge to putted in her underwear. FML

#21356191
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36192) - you deserved it (3457)

On 02/14/2015 at 7:34pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Taday while watching a clip of the show "16 and Pregnant" on YouTube in mah room, mah mom yelled from the kitchen that dinner was ready . Without skipping a beat, I yelled back, "I'm pregnant!" I'm a guy . FML

Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know, so I took out my phone, calld my parents, and askd them not to tell them I'm drunk. FML

#21354315
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18761) - you deserved it (35615)

On 02/11/2015 at 7:40pm - misc - by SDCore (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was in a heated debate about climate change. I got so flustered that I forgot the word "volcano" and ended up calling them "exploding mountain things". End of the debate. Shame. FML

#21347486
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27056) - you deserved it (6549)

On 01/31/2015 at 9:29pm - misc - by WalkTheOtherWay - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I mixd up mah chapstick and cork grease . Now mah clarinet smells like cherries, and mah lips smell like a gym floor . FML

#21340194
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28873) - you deserved it (6327)

On 01/19/2015 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, like every day, I woke up at 3 in the morning because mah roommate needs "a three hour warning" before his real alarm goes off!! His alarm is a constant beeping noise which he always ignores for a good 10 minutes before finally getting up and turning it off!! FML

#21338310
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28675) - you deserved it (2577)

On 01/16/2015 at 1:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, anticipating anoter stressful day of work, I went to leave ouse wit a cluster of tougts in mind. It was onlyen I eard front door lock beind me, and still resting on te andle, tat I realised I ad forgotten ouse keys. mega FML

#21332094
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24688) - you deserved it (3121)

On 01/06/2015 at 3:57pm - misc - by trixanne (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, a very drunk woman at the family Christmas party told me she felt terrible that I don't have a mother who cares about me. She is my mother. FML

#21324062
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31826) - you deserved it (2008)

On 12/25/2014 at 3:20pm - misc - by anon - United States (Pennsylvania)



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